a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 #

efemjay - rock the mic lyrics

[hook]
when i rock the mic; rock, rock, the mic
i really rock the mic; rock, rock, the mic
stick my c-ck to dyk-s; c-ck, c-ck to dyk-s
when i rock the mic; rock, rock, the mic

[verse 1]
flashmaster, beer-bottle smasher
over the motherf-cking head of a fool who thinks he has to
step to me, to try to get some fame
i’ll burn down that f-ggot’s house like alan bame
the roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
we don’t need no water let that motherf-cker burn
or let your momma jack me off, i’ll put it out with my sperm
the kid ain’t yours, like howard k. stern
it’s mine; made with my pickle brine
ay yo, i get r-t-rded like mike sines
when i rock, rock hard, never ever rock limp son
i get r-t-rded, like brock simp-son

[hook]

[verse 2]
i’m like nolan fain, absconding on parole
f-ck with me you’ll get a limp arm like bob dole
like nat king cole, my rhymes are unforgettable
tried to f-ck your grandma but her p-ssy wasn’t wettable
was it edible? i didn’t try it
but the v-lv- had more hair than the heads of quiet riot
word to remy wyant, yo, let’s race some slot cars
party like a rock star; with my c-ck hard
f-cked your mama in a cop car, that b-tch can stretch her tw-t far
d-ck was in her booty, in her p-ssy was a poplar
she ate my -ss like a pop-tart, then she made my c-ck fart
i made a male queef, now i have stale briefs
but your mama does my laundry, she can make it fresh
peace to ron paul, and f-ck the irs

[hook]

[verse 3]
i don’t spend all day, playing halo 3
but am i weird cause i wanna drink j-lo’s pee?
i speak fluent arabic and farsi okay
but am i weird cause i jack it to darci bovee?
i’m not a holocaust denier or a slavery apologist
but i’d like to serve as beyonce’s proctologist
you see me on montel, i drop a bomb sh-ll
when i reveal my c-ck paralyzed [redacted]

even at the office i’m always drinking like meredith
bumping into walls, apologizing like sarah smith
word to pam beesly my c-ck would fill her belly
but i’d rather do it -n-lly with karen filippelli

[hook]

[outro]
i’m back, y’all; i’m back, y’all
and you know i could never be wack, y’all
i just won’t quit, i just won’t stop
f-ck larry richardson and every other cop

- efemjay lyrics

Random Lyrics

HOT LYRICS