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eight to the bar - reptile man lyrics

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i’m tired of men who are mild
and who blend into the shadows of a room
so one day in search of something wild i
took myself off to the zoo

i looked at the lions and the tigers
and the bears, oh my
but not until the reptile house
did something catch my eye

there in the middle of the creepy crawlies
stood a vision of mr. right
six foot two or maybe taller
with a smile like an alligator waiting to bite

at home in the jungle and the bayou, too
in the muddy water or the land
the sign says “please beware of the reptile man”

not used to things that slither, things that [?], things that bite
my instinct was to flinch
but looking at the man in his denim jeans so tight
i couldn’t move an inch

i tapped on the gl-ss, and i said
“baby, you’ve got what it takes”
so he invited me into the cage and
introduced me to his snake

the reptile man gets what he wants
so there’s no need to act coquettish
just because the man of my dreams has
a very slimy fetish

at home in the jungle and the bayou, too
in the muddy water or the land
the sign says “please beware of the reptile man”

at home in the jungle and the bayou, too
in the muddy water or the land
the sign says “please beware of the reptile man”

i gave right in to his charms, and maybe
he gave into me
and now the adonis of iguanas shares his kingdom
with a queen

the reptile man squeezes me tight
i can hardly catch my breath
he’s the reptile man, and he treats me right
and it scares me half to death

- eight to the bar lyrics

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