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eightball mjg - break-a-bitch college lyrics

good morning, cl-ss
this is your teacher, mjg
look at me as i write my name on the board
cl-ss, do you see my name?
do you understand my name?

well, listen
okay
cl-ss, today at break-a-b-tch university
we will teach young bustas, playa-hatas
and all of these weak, narrow-minded young sissies
how to break a b-tch
now
really, it’s so easy

mister g, i have a question
yes?
pimpology today is different than it was in the 70s
aha
i wanna know how can anybody stroll today
and if so, what proceeds do we have to go through?

well, check it out
first here’s what you have to do

{mjg:}
it’s time to let the p-i-m-p in the f-ckin front do’
one mo’ n-gg- cuttin paper on the down low
it’s so twisted in this white man’s society
why it be hard for a n-gg- when he try to be
independent, on his own with a plan
you hate it cause you can’t understand how i can
rearrange and change how your daughter was raised
and teach her how to constantly get paid when she’s laid
ain’t no use in bein the freak of the city, you still ain’t got no ducats
you want a rolex or ride buckets?
b-tch, listen cause you gots plenty of compet-tion from these other hoes
who think that you supposed
to fall dead, short, lame to the game
don’t worry, put them b-tches in your pistol range
mj f-ckin g settin your mind free with the type of knowledge
cl-ss has started, day number one in break-a-b-tch college

and today, cl-ss
we have a guest speaker, mister fat mac
please introduce yourself…

good evening, players, good evening
eightball the fat mac here
i’m here to let you know
that these b-tches, mean these bustas no good
you see what i’m sayin?
now first of all, cl-ss
are there any questions?

ah yes, mister eightball
you bein a professor of pimpology
tell me how these n-gg-s let these hoes
get em caught up in that f-ck sh-t

alright buddy, check this out…

{eightball:}
once again here i come pushin that funk into your ear
do you recall eightball, the player of the year
calm cause i’m cool, and i’m cool cause i’m calm
leavin hoes sh-ll-shocked like they fall in vietnam
mayn, some have game, but most of them can’t handle this
those that i think are stars, end up bein scandalous
welfare recipients, crib full of rugrats
boost a couple of shirts, and now the b-tch think she all that
freakazoids have a n-gg- noid steppin up to me
hoes that’ll f-ck you fast might be packin h.i.v.
me, i’m packin jimmy hats
so a hoe won’t give me that
sh-t about she on the pill
knowin that her p-ssy kill
see, through my education ill-strations were the key
see, where i’m from only bustas have to pay a fee
now you might ask what can a n-gg- do to get started
pull a hoe and go enroll in break-a-b-tch college

ah yeah
now that was a very nice lecture
and as i walk back over to the middle of the bulletin board
i – i kinda figured, i wondered to myself
and i looked at my cl-ss, and i
it seems that you have more questions
is there any more questions?

yes
yes, mister mjg
i have a question
yes?
ah – in 94
do you think – ah
any b-tches are gonna come up?
can – can any b-tches be pimps?

look here, look here
let me tell you…

{mjg:}
now these b-tches got a lotta game for a n-gg-, so
that made me try to see how to break a hoe
what exactly would it take for me to make the b-tch click
how d-mn quick could i make the b-tch break a trick
how f-ckin long will it take to make my profit
and what kinda justice can this hoe do for my pocket
talkin sp-ce-age pimpin, similar to the oldies
in ways like keepin our business tight, not by tryina be goldie
these n-gg-s gettin they game picked down to the bone
if you listen on what these hoes have to say, your money’s gone
n-gg-, focus on your own rhyme, make em follow your own rules
don’t be a fool, n-gg-, bring that b-tch on by to school
i got a cl-ss for that -ss, and it stars at seven
‘i was a pimp’ at ten o’clock, break till eleven
future looks good for the smartest
n-gg-s in the school of sir break-a-b-tch college

okay cl-ss, okay cl-ss
everybody just needs to settle down
everybody just settle down
we’re gonna break in about 15 minutes
but we have one more lecture, one more lecture
now ehm, eh
calm down, calm down
i’m gonna take one more question
i’m gonna take –
are there any more questions?

ah yeah – ah
i wanna know
how can a ordinary busta like me
you know, you know
…get in break-a-b-tch college?

{eightball:}
not long ago i grew up as a youngster in this sh-t
when all i wanted to do is stick my d-ck up in a b-tch
that dope made my ends, and my ends bought me weed
and all i wanted to see was them young b-tches on they knees
uncle sam, d-mn, can i get a job, see
i don’t wanna sell this dope, and nope, i don’t wanna get out and rob
today i was coolin like i usually do
i met this hoe after a show that wanted to chew me and screw
now some busta–ss n-gg- woulda f-cked the b-tch
but at break-a-b-tch college that’s called trickin off your d-ck
on the corner ain’t no pimps, real players are low-key
i’m on the verge of a splurge, settin up shop in tennessee
ain’t no future for the lame, ain’t no love in this game
do you f-ck them hoes and trust them hoes and love em with no shame?
9 times out of 10, trick n-gg-, if you do
break-a-b-tch college got a scholarship just for you

ah yes
d-mn good cl-ss, d-mn good cl-ss
wonderful graduates
i love em all, i love em all

now cl-ss
can you all join in with me
for our school alma mater
and let’s sing it
i’m proud to be an alumni
from break-a-college
i’m proud to be…

- eightball mjg lyrics

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