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eilemonty - [eprboe #4] celestia vs luna [rap battle] lyrics

[photofinish] epic pony rap battles of equestria! princess celestia versus princess luna! ze magicz!

[celestia] my sister, dear sister, we’ve now come to blows?
what’s happened once before when the darkness you chose?!
so jealous of my fame, my prestige, and power
even when you return you won’t sleep in my tower!
you think you can take me in this battle of rhyme?
well, maybe you could… if you had more screen-time!
a royal by birth but you’re just a disgrace
bow down, my sibling, or be cast into sp-ce!

[luna] big talk for my sister, you regal mistake
tell me, just how does one becomes addicted to cake?
you abuse your power, sitting high on above
aww, poor celestia, with no one to love!
you’re still getting letters or did thy pupils grow wise
in the end you’re just a troll pretending to advise!
the whole fandom would gladly bow down at my hooves
ensemble darkhorse, tia, and you can’t match these moves!

[celestia] oh come now, my sister, you think you they adore?
you look into their dreams, yes you i implore!
for let us just say that you do get around
rather base for a princess who shouldn’t be crowned!
your voice shakes the mares right down to their soles
and you’re quite adapt to scaring small foals!
we’re finished here, luna, there’s no more to discuss
now go back to your moon and cuddle with your abacus!

[luna] oh sorry, i must have had something in my ear
you said i was the one causing ponies to fear?
you sent your only friend to a town in the sticks
and i bet that you ate that troll of a phoenix!
you even have to wonder just why we’re estranged?
you can’t protect your subjects from a bug who is changed!
i’ll call her up, leave you in a cocoon
and see how you like a thousand years on the mooooooooon!

[twilight] hey! forgetting somepony?

you two have been squabbling day and night
so step aside, cuz it’s time that we bring in the twilight!
oh yes, it’s me with your therapy
cuz it never got this bad with my family!

ever since my coronation i’ve become the new sensation
flying circles through the skies of the equestrian nation
so by royal decree and predestiny
i’ll be whoopin’ your flanks to the highest degree!

…it’s not over yet

dear princess celestia, i’ve wanted to say
that sitting high on the throne has made you cray cray!
you lounge around in the castle with your perks
while i’m down in ponyville with all your dirty work!

and luna, you gotta turn down that vox!
cuz i’ve nearly gone deaf from your canterlot squawks!
the dark ages are done and you’re not a nightmare
so don’t make me shove more harmony up your deriere!

now i worked my flank off and i earned my place
so i’m serving love and tolerance straight in your face!
twilight sparkle’s in the house and she’s taking the crown!
so give it up! cuz you two got a royal beatdown!

[zecora] who won? who’s next? leave your comments below my pets!
[granny] epic pony rap battles of equestria!!!

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