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ej laflare - draft day lyrics

[intro]

scotty
yo, is this n-gga really doing this?
yeah, i guess he is
i wasn’t really gonna do it, cause everybody was doing it
but i like this beat, so i figured i’d do it anyway
yeah

[verse]

every time i do this sh-t it’s like magic, when i crash computer servers
and if i really tried, imagine what i’d do to hurt you
now that i’m here, you n-gga worthless
i’m like an embarr-ssing video, because you really don’t want me to surface
cause it’s impossible to stop something that can’t be stopped
especially when it’s not an option
these n-ggas turning into jamie foxx in “ray” cause they will never watch me stopping
bodies rotting from the last few rappers who tried to stop him
whoo!
d-mn it, that’s a mouthful
when it comes to rapper’s bodies, i’ve got a whole houseful
i even stuffed a couple bodies in my couch
and if you wonder why, it’s cause they ain’t listen to the house rules
rule 1: thou shall never contest with the master
it’ll bring you nationwide embarr-ssment and laughter
there’s no other rules that come to my head, man
oh, touch my f-cking hydrocodone, you’re a dead man
i’m sh-tting on these rappers by dumping a bedpan on the top of their heads while they’re napping in their beds, fam
really i’m just a loser, sitting at the lunch table by myself
tripping down the stairs, and no one tries to help
well f-ck ’em, because now they’re all at my concerts
and all these b-tches tell me which t-tty that i should sign first
and all these n-ggas singing to my lyrics cause it’s cool were the same ones who called me a f-ggot back in school
“scotty, please stop saying ‘f-ggot’, you don’t sound right.”
sorry, i don’t know what a motherf-cking bully sounds like
but i ain’t mad though
nah, i don’t hold no grudges
because they made me who i am, and everybody loves it
and all these n-ggas want these girls who are good at twerking
cute on the outside, but shallow behind the surface
well you can leave me with the girl with the scars on her arm from cutting herself repeatedly, cause i think she’s perfect
you always wanna comment on my lameness
but when i challenge you, you always end up taking rain checks
that’s exactly how i get you n-ggas every time
because i’m slaying and k!lling n-ggas with every line
unfortunately, i don’t know what to call this
these n-ggas have no idea how to compete with all this
and i may be a novice, but n0body’s like me
cause i’ll leave the club and end up in bed with pam from “the office”
cause i’ll admit, i got a crush on pam from “the office”
i never thought that as a boy, this man would be awesome
please proceed with caution
cause there’s talk all around that the chalk on the ground is where those rapper’s bodies were, i offed them
and i don’t get to display my emotions very often
much like my other side, i have a mind, but i have lost it
cause he and i are just two opposites, it isn’t fair
he’s got his head on straight, but i’m linda blair
so people cringe a little bit when i begin to share my hard times as a teen when n-ggas didn’t care
a cool guy with a f-cking fire inside him
so make way for the latest patient to escape the asylum
scotty!

[outro]

i don’t get to talk sh-t very often
but when i do, it’s monumental
it’s just to let ’em know, i never went nowhere
scotty

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