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elder whitaker - squad of introverts lyrics

we are the squad of introverts
we are the silent six. oh yeah!
we are the squad of introverts

ethan!
that’s me! and it’s february 14
but i don’t have a date, ‘cause that day is
sunday. the day of rest. i don’t do dating on
the day of rest. i’m a religious man
i decide to ask some people out on a group date
and fortunately, some people said yes. but then
i wanted six people to be there, not four
but then again, i’m introverted. i hate me
anyway, our date was scheduled for the
27th. before the sabbath so i’ll
keep being reborn. and keep talking the same talk
so other people can get reborn too
i asked out my friend summer, whom i went on
a date sometime last year
last month me and marian went on a similar date
but i don’t know if any of this will stay forever
keep me on a path! on the 25th of the
month, i had the opportunity to act like a teacher
kicked the behind of the ap gov teacher
yeah, he was young! in retrospect, it was easy
the next day, i was working at wendy’s
a new recruit came; i was tasked to go and train him
kieron, he liked me, he’d stay at his job for a
month. why didn’t i do better than i did?
hold that thought. the date night is here, and
me, summer, joseph, and his date hannah came
we played board games, and i got to teach them
dominion, the card game. why did i win?
summer hugged me, and the three of them drove off
i know joseph has a secret
he doesn’t date hannah, but he dates chelsea
she’s impregnated, so now i’m glad!
we are the squad of introverts
we are the silent six! oh yeah!
we are the squad of introverts

annemarie!
that’s she! she can shrink down when she needs to
but i haven’t seen her do that before
that’s because, as you know, i’m an introvert
but then again, as you know, she is too
physics irks me. after my date with summer and stuff
i’m given a big assignment from mr. mac
i must make a thing to keep an egg from
breaking! and i was put in a group of three people
ever since senior year started, i never broke eggs
i mean i never broke into them, ‘cause i’m – you know
but the two people in my group were nick and
annemarie. i swear we’ll never crack the eggs!
i remember a year ago, we couldn’t do this
actually, we did it, but it was different
fynn and i made a little windmill for our physics
class. but then covid came and shut down the school
anyway, on a bright, cold march sat+rday
i met her walking up the street, to the field
i led the way, and soon enough, we found nick
he told us what to do. but i knew better!
as i filmed, i knew we weren’t supposed to use real eggs
but as the goat that i am, i held my tongue still
i’m more gratified when we follow mr. mac’s directions
and if i do ministering
anyway, i made myself a leprechaun trap
it was my trap for the egg, but whatever
he gave me gold, which gave me hope to keep on trying
i stuffed that egg hold with so much cotton
and on game day, the pressure went boom! on my leprechaun
trap. but the egg wasn’t held intact
now annemarie is frustrated. she did much better
i did nothing to contribute to her life, but still –
we are the squad of introverts
we are the silent six! oh yeah!
we are the squad of introverts

josh!
that’s he! i know him better than annemarie!
but maybe talking ‘bout his backstory won’t do
because this song has already gone long enough
but then again, you’re still here, so i’ll keep talking
i met josh one day during cross+country
he doesn’t run fast, but i don’t care
he looks like a popular kid, but he never got to
get a girl. he uses sarcasm incorrectly
anyway, i asked if he wanted to go out with me
that is, if he wanted to couple up with me
it was january; i had asked out marian already
so he asked out marissa, and we went to
getout games! that was where i went with summer last year
stop with the exposition, me, me and josh are dating!
but when figuring out the escape room
josh and i knew we were both clamming up
but still, i planned another group date, another date
at my house, where we’d play board games, and i went to
joshua again. he said yes. he’d come with me
as for me, who will i ask out?
as i toured utah state the week before
i questioned whether i was a conservative or a liberal
should i ask out yejin because she is asian?
stop asian hate, and stop all this rhyming!
spoiler alert! i asked out brooke for the 27th of
march. josh soon came with her friend named emma
we played outside ‘cause spring had come, and
we all know that good stuff happens when spring comes
what’d i say? we’re back inside, and emma is teaching us a
game. technically, i already knew the game
soon the three leave without me as before, and i
lament at pizza pie café, “dating is fruitless!”
we are the squad of introverts
we are the silent six! oh yeah!
we are the squad of introverts

miriam!
that’s she! but fortunately for josh
he didn’t do bad business with brooke or emma like
joseph did with chelsea! so i’m thinking about last year
again; how i went on a tour in california with my choir
class! when we got to southern utah university
something said i had to marry miriam, but
that was just a fad; i got a crush on ashley one day later
and on a bunch of other girls after that
prom time is coming up! i want to invite at least five
people to accompany me! that includes my
prom date. should i ask out yejin or meimi ‘cause
you know. that revolution’s still going strong
anyway, i try getting joseph and andrés to
come with me, but they expressed no interest in me at all
meanwhile, i’m hoping either marian or aliza will
accept my invitation. especially aliza, ‘cause
we were a time of runners and screenwriters
last year! i tried to call her my girlfriend
last year, but she said it was too early for that
but she’s still into me. this year, we’re both in choir
i remember when she invited me into her solo and
ensemble group; we recorded our song in march
now in april, i’m in island park, wondering if i like
“smells like teen spirit” or “that’s what love is for” more
political dilemma! i have a new boss at wendy’s
she’s technically an assistant, but her name’s jaci
she made me lose hope in my dating life
marian said no; she was already asked out
now i’m waiting ever patiently for aliza
as i run my first few races on the track team! it was
bitter cold and rainy, and i got some news from her
she was already asked out too! oh well, i know –

we are the squad of introverts
we are the silent six! oh yeah!
we are the squad of introverts

joseph!
that’s he! but this is not the joseph with
chelsea! his name is joseph freeman, and he is my best friend
sort of. well anyway, i texted him if he wanted to
go to prom with me. soon, he said affirmatively
we had known each other since 10th grade. we were in speech
therapy together. don’t you see? we’re all introverts
we were in choir together during 10th grade, and
i ate lunch with him every day before the corona
a week before prom, i was heading to st. george
listening to alternative, the presidents of the united states
of america! they’re liberals! only liberals
are allowed at prom, and i’ve made up my mind!
anyway, i got a date. aliza was sorry
she referred someone to me. how could i predict it was
annemarie! she said yes! and i mentioned in st. george
i became a lord. i purchased scottish land online
why in the – am i saying this? i should be humble
josh asked miriam out before i could
she said yes because he had such fake confidence
or maybe only introverts can say yes to introverts
after st. george, swimming at my family
reunion, i addressed the elephant in the room
joseph still didn’t have a date, though aliza and i
suggested sage, harmony, or emily
i’m sure josh told joseph to ask out a girl
who lived at 1313 east 580 south of
provo! but instead of asking her out, joseph did a thing
he procrastinated! and it’s may 7th!
only one day until prom, and while joseph’s out
i work at wendy’s, reflecting on how annemarie saw the
wendy’s being erected when she was just a child
i’ll bet she’ll be expecting a lot from me!

we are the squad of introverts
we are the silent six! oh yeah!
we are the squad of introverts

kelly!
that’s she! but i didn’t know who she was
sat+rday, may 8, the sun rose, but joseph
still didn’t say who his date was. as i drive
through the city, i wonder if he’ll never come
driving to downtown provo. wish they had “buddy holly”
on the radio, ‘cause she looks like mary tyler moore
but i picked up miriam first, then josh, then annemarie
my date. she is mine and no one else’s!
we drove to the mini golf place, northeast orem
where we met joseph and his date kelly
she’s from arizona. why’s she not from utah?
i ask to my brain as i keep being introverted
i play real well, but i say i’m still humble
i didn’t want anyone to say they were impressed
no one, not even kelly, being the introverts that they
are, acknowledged my application of physics into
golf! after the afternoon, we were ready for
actual prom, though josh was asked to talk with miriam’s father
i don’t blame him; i said the same things to annemarie’s
dad. i said i would be a virgin!
anyway, we had dinner at my house. the same
vibes of my dates with summer and brooke, but we were
dressed up! we had many things to talk about
reaching for slips of paper my preteen sister made
and then i drove them all to the prom at timpview high school
i kept annemarie by my side; we did the
promenade! and then we danced on the open field
but covid and our introverts made us not hold each other!
we all got in the car before midnight
but joseph and kelly, they were nowhere to be seen
i drove away, wondering if both the josephs
mentioned here are the same being!

we are the squad of introverts
we are the silent six! oh yeah!
we are the squad of introverts

ethan!
nine months later, it’s february 14
again. and i don’t even have a girlfriend
while i spend my freshman year at utah state
i wonder how the josephs are raising their kids
i tried to walk the path that the josephs marked, that is
go and be more open, yet i wasn’t too open
i went to a senior party two and a half weeks
later, and who greeted me first was aliza
i thanked her for everything that happened at prom
though i wish i knew exactly who she went to prom with
anyway, she beckoned me to join her and our friend
rui. he’s from physics, and i don’t know what his love life’s like
we had fun at provo beach resort, surfing and
croqueting. we stayed up ‘till three. our parents didn’t care
summer was kicked off, and i knew another date with
aliza would come after last december
it didn’t happen until july, but i
got to go on more double dates with josh
we hiked the y mountain, we ignored the drinking fountain
but i still felt hyped for when i’ll be in the backyard
of aliza’s grandparents! on july 23rd
aliza picked me up! we, andrew, and adalynn
made pizzas, played kube outside, and ate ice cream
at sunset, to my surprise, ‘liza hugged me
now i’m a religious man! in logan
i’m going to the temple many times a month, while
aliza is heading out as a missionary
wish i could speak chinese so in some way or another i could
join her! but then again, i love being a virgin
and i sent a music playlist to jillian
on february 14. and it’s remarkable, ‘cause it
doesn’t include “smells like teen spirit” on it!

we are the squad of introverts
we are the silent four! oh yeah!
we are the squad of introverts
we are the squad of introverts
we are the silent four! oh yeah!
we are the squad of introverts!

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