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electronic pussy sucker - blowfly lyrics lyrics

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you know, i saw this fine b+tch the other day, in a store that sells computers and video games. i went to her behind and i started rappin’ to her, when all of a sudden, i heard this strange laugh…

“hee+hahahahahaha…”

and the voice said: “who the f+ck are you?”
and i said: “i’m blowfly, who the f+ck are you?”
“i’ll tell you who the f+ck i am.” strange…

“i am electronic p+ssy sucker with a queer tube
i’ll treat a cl+t like a pr+ck till it vibrates with a groove.” weird, weird…

“i’m a computerized f+cker with a queer wire
i have cum in my d+ck, it’s been a rotten desire.” queer…

“i wasn’t made in j+pan, i give better head than pac+man
my tongue is electronic, my pr+ck is supersonic
push the right number, and i’ll make your c+nt thunder!
yee+hahahahahaha…!”

i wish i could lie and say i wasn’t afraid, but, huh… that was some weird sh+t

“no b+tch take in on me, no pr+ck can dethrone me
i’ll put twix via press [?], make her c+nt cum fiberglass
yee+hahahahahaha…!”

and do you know this b+tch was turned on my this kind of talk?
a f+cking cussing computer!
“i’m much more than a robot, you see, i have pr+ck in two nuts
20,000 kilowatts running through my vein
i am a computerized f+cking machine
brothers and sisters, and mother lodes
i would f+ck r2d2 of star wars! yee+hahahahahaha…!”

you know, this b+tch wanted to buy the f+cking computer
but i told her, i said:
“hold on, don’t you know you can’t buy that sh+t with food stamps?”

“i am electronic p+ssy sucker with a queer tube
i’ll treat a cl+t like a pr+ck till it vibrates with a groove
i am a computerized f+cker with a queer wire
i have cum in my d+ck, it’s with a rotten desire.”

“lies!”, that’s what i said. “lies!”

“i f+cked half of computers because they didn’t have class
and f+ck that f+ggot c3po in his aluminium ass.”

and before that sh+t, i was planning on buying a computer. now i want nothing to do with them at all!

“when my pr+ck is soft, and it needs a good loving
i make it hard by f+cking a microwave oven”

now, that’s when i grabbed this b+tch and wanted to get outta there, but… i checked out her drawers, and they was dripping!
“e.t. got bigger, both of those pr+cks are tough
but when it’s come to f+ckin’, i have the right stuff”

i sat this b+tch on top of a computer, getting ready to tear that ass up. but every time i started to f+ck her, this f+cking machine kept taking to me! and, shamed as i am to admit it, my d+ck wouldn’t get hard. this motherf+cker just kept talking sh+t, so i decided to get my black ass outta there. and as i was leaving, this motherf+cker had the nerve to say to me…

“are you leaving? where the f+ck are you going?
do not take the b+tch with you, i have some plans for the hoe
come here, baby, climb up on the top of me
punch the green b+tton. i said the green b+tton
not the red b+tton, you dumb b+tch
no, ple+ don’t touch the red b+tton
don’t touch the red b+tton! don’t touch… the red… red b+tton…
i said, don’t touch the red b+tton… it’ll turn me off…”

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