eli & tobi - the importance of being ernest song lyrics
we open up on algernon who’s just preparin dinner
and earnest who wants to propose to gwendolen and win her
algernon finds out that earnest’s real name is actually jack
but then he says “don’t worry bro, i always got your back!”
then gwendolen comes runnin’ in
and jack’s like “d-mn i’m lovin’ it!”
then she says yes
he’s #blessed
her mom she don’t want none of it
’cause he is parentless
she won’t let him marry her unless
he can prove that he’s the very best
what kind of guy gets left by his fam in a basket
he sounds like he’s pretty nasty
don’t forget to be earnest
don’t act like a little child
don’t forget to be earnest
i learned that from oscar wilde
act 2 opens on cecily who’s jack’s adopted daughter
then algernon does something strange
he’s clearly not of honour
then jack comes in to break the news that earnest is a goner
and algernon says “wait that’s me!”
what a frickin’ bother
now we here with the og’s
earnest-e
al-g and cecily
snoop d.o.g.g
and al-g says “cecily, do you wanna marry me?”
then gwen and cecily meet for the first time and things get kind of concerning
they realize they’re both engaged to a guy who goes by the name of earnest worthing
huh?
-whispering-
dude your names aren’t earnest
why you always gotta lie?
i really think i don’t deserve this
why you acting like a spy?
ah hey i’m back, i’m gwen’s mother. yeah, this isn’t gonna happen
uh y’all aren’t getting married, so please just gwen, just go start packing
please mom!
no!
maybe i can help you guys? my name is miss prism and i’m jumping on these rhymes!
i left a child in a basket and i regret it
maybe it is you, that would he super epic!
-booing-
wait guys listen to what she has to say
if she forgot me in the basket, that means you’re my aunt and if i’m named after father, that means…
that means:
that my name is really earnest
it really was this whole time
that’s the end of our story
oscar went really wild(e)
also i’m marrying my cousin….
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