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elie siegmeister - madam and the census man lyrics

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the census man
the day he came round
wanted my name
to put it down

i said, johnson
alberta k
but he hated to write
the k that way

he said, what
does k stand for?
i said, k–
and nothing more

he said, i’m gonna put it
k – a – y
i said, if you do
you lie

my mother christened me
alberta k
you leave my name
just that way!

he said, mrs.,
(with a snort)
just a k
makes your name too short
i said, i don’t
give a d+mn!
leave me and my name
just like i am!

furthermore, rub out
that mrs., too–
i’ll have you know
i’m madam to you!



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