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elise ecklund - a song made out of dad jokes lyrics

[verse 1]
what do you call a fake noodle
you call it an impasta
i would be a stand up comedian
but i (i) prefer to sit (really?)
i’m so good at sleep
i can do it with my eyes closed
i’m afraid of the calendar
cause the days are numbered
where do boats go when they’re sick
to the boat doc

[chorus]
i’m gonna tell you cheesy jokes
back to back, bye the end of it
you’re gonna wish i wasn’t your dad

[post+chorus]
but your not my dad
ok, son i have another verse
i don’t know if you can handle this
please stop

[verse 2]
what did the ocean say to the beach
nothing it just waved
how does a taco say gracе?
lettuce pray
i used to bе addicted to soap now i’m clean
when two vegans argue
is it still called beef
[chorus]
all these questions running through my head
while i’m on my way to bed
just kidding, i’m going to home depot
i have to by some tools to fix my own ego
cause i think my jokes are very very funny
and if you say that you’re tired i’ll say
hi tired, i’m dad

[bridge]
(ooh+ooh+ooh)
i literally have never met you
what are you doing in my house
(ooh, dad jokes)
(ooh+ooh+ooh+ooh+ooh+ooh)
this physically hurts (yeah, dad jokes)

[chorus]
you thought that i was done
but son, this is only the beginning

[verse 3]
don’t trust atoms i tell you
they make up everything
what’s brown and sticky
you’ll never guess, guess what
it’s a stick
have you ever tried
to catch a fog
i tried yesterday and i mist
why do seagulls fly over the ocean
(this is so dumb) cause if they flew
over the bay we would call them bagels
[spoken outro]
oh that reminds me
i need to go mow the yard
bye, kiddo

- elise ecklund lyrics

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