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eliza mclamb - porn star tits lyrics

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when i was ten years old, a man on the internet
told me i had p+rn star tits
i didn’t know what that meant
but i knew he was getting off on it

so i wore a bikini top under my v+neck
went to the mall to try on some makeup
walked into gamestop looking for attention
but all i got was condescension

in seventh grade, i figured out
that my p+rn star tits are pretty powerful
they make boys be nice to me for a week
then they trade that sh+t like pokémon cards

swapping my body with somebody else’s
that’s metrically hotter than mine
how can i, a seven, compete with all these nines?
(dude, she thinks she’s a seven)

well, i guess i could steal their boyfriends
or i guess i could go to church
i either play the wh0re or madonna
and i’m not sure which one’s worse

bought a pack of marlboro reds
’cause i saw on tumblr that’s a pretty girl cigarette
smoked one thinking it made me look cool
then i threw it all up in the girls’ bathroom at school

and on the weekends
i show up to parties that i’m not invited to
out of spite, i have a good attitude
dance all night till i end up in someone’s room

i say: i like the way you talk to me
he says: i like the way you look at me
hey, by the way, if we sleep together
tomorrow i’ll act like i don’t remember

and that’s when it dawned on me
that my p+rn star tits are pretty good currency
for mediocre s+x and a feeling of total f+cking emptiness
i mean, didn’t i ask for it a little bit
in some strange way, i kinda like it

that voice in my head telling me
good girl, it’s working, isn’t it
isn’t it? f+ck!

if i have to feel so disembodied, the body better be bangin’
it’s gotta be the type to get me a few likes
on instagram and a dm that says: sl+t

- eliza mclamb lyrics

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