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eliza mclamb - pornstar tits lyrics

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when i was ten years old, a man on the internet
told me i had p+rn star tits
i didn’t know what that meant
but i knew he was getting off on it

so i wore a bikini top under my v+neck
went to the mall to try on some makeup
walked into gamestop looking for attention
but all i got was condescension

in seventh grade, i figured out
that my p+rn star tits are pretty powerful
they make boys nice to me for a week

then they trade that sh+t like pokemon cards
swapping my body for somebody else’s
that’s metrically hotter than mine
how can i, a seven, compete with all these nines?

well, i guess i could steal their boyfriends
or i guess i could go to church
it’s either jezebel or madonna and i’m not sure which one’s worse

- eliza mclamb lyrics

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