elle varner - wtf lyrics
wtf
i was asleep when i heard the alarm
so i ran downstairs to see what’s going on
opened my door to unpleasantly find
somebody really just broke in my ride
what the f-ck? what the f-ck?
(they stole my xm radio)
d-mn! d-mn! d-mn! d-mn!
(and i had gone wrong)
what the f-ck? what the f-ck?
d-mn! d-mn! d-mn! d-mn!
so i called my boyfriend but he did not pick up (call me back)
he never misses my call so i stopped by
and when i walked in (h-llo?), could not comprehend (honey?)
found him in bed with (what the?) the male man
what the f-ck? what the f-ck?
(aw god! oh h-ll naw!)
d-mn! d-mn! d-mn! d-mn!
(what the f-ck now?)
what the f-ck? (wow!) what the f-ck?
d-mn! d-mn! d-mn! d-mn!
i decided to walk home and blow off some steam
i know its late but i needed to breathe
just when i thought that it could not get worse
this fool runs up on me like “hey gimme your purse!”
what the f-ck? what the f-ck?
(said: “you got to be f-cking kidding me!”)
d-mn! d-mn! d-mn! d-mn!
(he said: “actually i’m not”)
what the f-ck? what the f-ck?
(ain’t you ever been robbed?)
d-mn! d-mn! d-mn! d-mn!
not quite, this just ain’t right
if you knew what i’ve been through tonight
to begin, i just found my man and another man,
if you understand. he said: “well i be d-mned”
what the f-ck? what the f-ck?
(baby it’s too bad)
d-mn! d-mn! d-mn! d-mn!
(either way i’m still taking your bag)
what the f-ck? what the f-ck?
d-mn! d-mn! d-mn! d-mn!
(but he didn’t know where i keep my cash)
what the f-ck? what the f-ck?
(and my phone is in my jacket pocket)
d-mn! d-mn! d-mn! d-mn!
(and i never put my cards back in my wallet)
what the f-ck? what the f-ck?
(so i hope you had a lot of fun with that raggedy bag)
d-mn! d-mn! d-mn! d-mn!
(and all that lip gloss in it)
for the first time of the night i was grinning
he thought he got me but he didn’t
but that was of course…
before…
i realized my keys were in the bag…
hahahaha!
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