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elvis don ringo - the real ringo lyrics

[spoken intro]
i’m the real ringo, born east of pecos and west of abilene. see, my folks’ve been travelling in an auto trailer on route 80, west texas, the day i was born. no+one ridin’ knows exactly where. you see, the crib i was in slipped out the back door of our trailer. i never saw my real parents again. yeah, i’ve led a mighty rough+and+tumble life

[chorus]
i’m the real ringo
born east of pecos
and west of abilene

[spoken]
no man dare fool me. i love ’em all. yeah, i love every boy’s wife and every boy’s girlfriend. i’m the real ringo. born east of pecos and west of abilene. if a man swings at me first, he’ll never come up again. that makes me mad. when i land my blow, he’ll be prayin’ to be born again

[chorus]
i’m the real ringo
born east of pecos
and west of abilene
[spoken]
no man was as cool if their brains were passed out would pulled a gun out on ringo. no man’s born that dumb. i’m the fastest drawer in the land. any man reaching for a six+shooter in my sight, i’ll have him pushing up daisies in no+time flat. hahahahaha! whoo+wee! hoo+hoo+hoo! whoo+wee!
i’m the real ringo, born east of pecos and west of abilene
word got to me about one of the poor folks i helped out, and sheriff alabama bonanza, the meanest man alive, was looking for me. you see, my horse tumbled over [a] stone one night, and there i found a sack of money. it was a long, dry, hot summer. camel were dyin’, and people were starvin’. when word got out that ringo was helping all the poor folks, the sheriff got it in his fat head, that i robbed the town bank

[chorus]
i’m the real ringo
born east of pecos
and west of abilene

[spoken]
that sheriff, alabama bonanza, put out the word that the day would soon come when i’d be lookin’ down his gun barrel. funny thing, he was right. the night i was lookin’ down his gun barrel, the fool didn’t even know it. he was starin’ up into my sleeping blanket, on a big spring oak tree. the sheriff didn’t know i trained myself to sleep with one eye wide open, hahahaha! whoo+wee! he c+cked his gun, and with my hand on my gun, under my hat, i shot his six+shooter from out of his hand. whoo+wee! that’s the last time anybody’s sneaked up on ringo

[chorus]
i’m the real ringo
born east of pecos
and west of abilene

- elvis don ringo lyrics

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