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emily newhouse - addicted to the internet lyrics

[intro]
why- i don’t even know why i’m on facebook. i’m done, i don’t know what to do. i’m addicted to the internet. hi, my name is emily and i- i’m an internet addict. help!

[chorus]
i am addicted to the internet
yes i am an internet addict
i am addicted to the internet
yes i am an internet addict

[verse 1]
i am addicted to fantasy
fantasy of what i could buy (oh my god, this is really cute!)
i put stuff in my shopping cart
but i don’t ever actually buy

[chorus]
i am addicted to the internet
yes i am an internet addict
i am addicted to the internet
yes i am an internet addict (okay just five more minutes)

[verse 2]
i am addicted to sketch comedy
watching funny skits that i’ve seen ten times
96% of them have good guys
and i watch and watch ’til i close my eyes (i pretend they’re my boyfriends!)

[chorus]
i am addicted to the internet
yes i am an internet addict (beep boop beep boop!)
i am addicted to the internet (internet)
yes i am an internet addict (okay, what’s this link i just got?)

[verse 3]
i get lost on wikipedia
chinese food, doctor who, gum disease
nine new message, gotta check them first
cl!ck, cl!ck, cl!ck, now i’m late for work

[chorus]
i am addicted to the internet (internet)
yes i am an internet addict
i am addicted to the internet (internet)
yes i am an internet addict (addict)

[bridge]
facebook, linkedin, gmail, twitter
new-age radio transmitter
ebay and etsy, overstock and amazon
wish list 50 items long
youtube, hulu, vimeo, netflix
lumiere brothers would lose their sh-t
seamless, grubhub changed my life
i just stay in and order tripe (no i don’t)
modern matchmakers we have many
okc, howaboutwe, match, and chemistry
tumblr, blogger, typepad, wordpress
shakespeare too would be obsessed
the internet is freedom of speech
in a way the phone couldn’t dream to reach
and how did i compile this list?
by google’s lips we’ve all been kissed (oh my god google stop!)

[verse 3]
please please help help me
i am trapped in this blue cyber prison
friends of friends of friends of friends (too many friends!)
linked into tweeting message sends

[chorus]
where did the time go? i’ve lost control
i need to get off, i just- i need to, get out
go to the side, not bring my phone with me
i am addicted to the internet (internet)
yes i am an internet addict
i am addicted to the internet (internet)
yes i am an internet addict (addict)

ah! it’s 4 a.m.! get out of here!
just one more cute puppy video
ahh! i’m serious! stop the song, i wanna get out of the internet, yo!
(addicted) i am addicted to the internet (internet)
yes i am an internet addict
(addicted) i am addicted to the internet (internet)
yes i am an internet addict

[outro]
i was just on the internet for six hours!

- emily newhouse lyrics

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