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eminem - antichrist (2005 version) lyrics

[intro]
the devil came to michigan

[verse 1]
with b+lls, in his durag, he sags, fearin’ no man
he stands, pen in his hand like edward scissorhands
who slices competition and just goes about his business
anyone who knows about him knows about his shindig
shenanigans, and all his wacky antics in the papers
shady’s danglin’ a baby tangled in a blanket, stranglin’
and hangin’ him over the railing by the ankles on some gangster sh+t
halie’s name, i’m changin it to handkerchief
if i don’t stay a step ahead of michael, i go psycho
he’s like an alter ego, so wherever he goes, i go
i ain’t afraid to take it therе
babies laying naked herе
runnin’ around everywhere
wearin’ nothin’ but underwear
yeah, i’m back, more malevolent than i’ve ever been
little boys are laughin’ who’ve never been in the netherlands
how’d you like to come and spend the day with marshall mathers? share some cotton candy, ice cream, and some caramel apples inside of carnival atmos
fear. yeah, i’m here. there. i’m everywhere. bleh
never thought i’d see the day i’d get so famous i go schizo
it’s o+ficial
meet my new alias, his name is+
[chorus]
marshall, he’s the antichrist
he will slice and dice
children
his name is marshall, he’s the antichrist
he will slice and dice
children

[post chorus]
my brother said my mother left my father
my sister said my mother left my dad
now we all have a brand new step+father
he touches me at night when i’m in bed

[verse 2]
it’s winter, as i enter the daycare center in a disguise, mustache some fake hair and a three piece suit
ready set to take care of business
suddenly i spot little jake bear, witness as i move in for the k!ll
take a pair of scissors to his throat
i cut him like steak hair
this is one tip, one false move you make there. this is it. class, get a last look at jake hair, kiss his ass goodbye
mwah. running down the hall, flipping the f+cking princ+p+l off as i pass him by
take him home, pull his pants to a sty
(f+ck) him in his ass like joe jax did to the jackson 5
die, little b+st+rd die
tape his mouth to shut him up. i can’t stand for little brats that cry
cut him up. he slices and dices, the antichrist is the anthem, get your d+mn hands up
[chorus]
mike+ i mean marshall, he’s the antichrist
he will slice and dice
children
his name is marshall, he’s the antichrist
he will slice and dice
children

[post chorus]
my brother said my mother left my father
my sister said my mother left my dad
now we all have a brand new step+father
he touches me at night when i’m in bed

[verse 3]
why can’t i slice and dice kids like the antichrist?
i wish i may, i rant, i might
i tend to rant, go off on a little bit of a tangent
(f+ck) a little kid in the ass until his pants split
till he can’t sit, i know the thought’s a little rancid
but that’s what these little rugrats get for dancing and prancing around in them spider+man pajamas
and that’s what the cameras outside the master bedroom are for
you sleep on the bed and i’ll sleep on the floor
“how come my dad never calls me anymore?”
because he left, brat
now i’m your new step+dad
you better accept that
so you want the race car bed or the h+llo kitty comforter?
either one of ’em i’m gonna end up snuggled up with ya
i’m the motherf+ckin’ uh, antichrist i’m kidding, it’s a joke, sike!
[outro: eminem & bizzare]
shady, shady, shady, shady not, not cool, man not cool
no, like the devil?
nah, nah
like shady? but, the devil? haha
i don’t get it
it’s funny, right?
nah
oh, but bizzare can say it
dawg
what?
dawg, i might f+ck a pit bull in his ass or rape my grandmother, but god d+mn
but it’s a joke!
uh uh
it’s a joke!
yeah, right

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