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eminem - ass like that lyrics

[chorus]
the way you shake it, i can’t believe it
i ain’t never seen an -ss like that
the way you move it, you make my pee pee go
doing, doing, doing

i don’t believe it, it’s almost too good to be true
i ain’t never seen an -ss like that
the way you move it, you make my pee pee go
doing, doing, doing

the way she moves she’s like a belly dancer
she’s shaking that -ss to that new nelly jam, i
think someones at the door
but i don’t think i’m gonna answer
police saying “freeze”
doing, doing, doing
what do you mean freeze?
please, i’m a human being, i have needs
i’m not done, not till i’m finish peeing
i am not resisting arrest, i am agreeing mr. officer
i’m already on my knees
i can’t get on the ground any further, it’s impossible for me
and do not treat me like a murderer, i just like to pee, pee, pee
yes, i make r&b, i sing song it go
ring-a-chong, a-ching-chong-chong-chong-ching
psych, i joke, i joke, i kidd, i kidd
if i offend i’m sorry, please, please forgive
for i am triumph, the puppet dog, i am a mere puppet
i can get away with anything i sing, you will love it

[chorus]

jessica simpson, looks oh so temptin’
nick i ain’t never seen an -ss like that
everytime i see that show on mtv my pee pee goes
doing, doing, doing

mary-kate and ashley used to be so wholesome
now they’re getting older, they’re starting to grow b-m b-ms
i go to the movies and sit down with my pop corn
police saying “freeze”
doing doing doing
what do you mean freeze?
geez, i just got my seat
i have ticket, look, i put away my zipper zipped
please do not remove me from this movie theater please
i did not even get to see mary-kate shower scene
i didn’t mean to be obscene or make a great big scene
and don’t treat me like i’m pee wee herman, this movies pg
mr. officer, i demand to see my attorney
i will simply plead innocent, cop a plea and be free
free, yes, free, right back on the streets
what you mean my lawyer’s with michael, he’s too busy?
i am triumph, britney spears has shoulders like a man
and i can say that and you’ll laugh cuz that is a puppet on my hand

[chorus]

hilary duff is not quite old enough so
i ain’t never seen a b-tt like that
maybe next year i’ll say -ss and she’ll make my pee pee go
doing, doing, doing

the way she moves she dances like a go-go
in that video she sings get out your bozo
i need a new boyfriend, hi my name is jojo
police saying “freeze”
doing, doing, doing
what do you mean freeze?
my computers would be seized and my keys to my ranch
i just baked cookies mr. officer, looky, take a whiff of these
here, i make jesus juice, take a sip of this
n-body is safe from me, no not even me
i don’t even know if i can say the word pee pee, pee
on the radio, but i think i did
janet, is that a breast, i think i just saw a t-t
psych, i joke, i joke, i kidd, i kidd
i don’t think my joke is working, i must flee quick
get to the chopper, everybody get out
i am not triumph, i am arnold, get down

[chorus]

so gwen stefani, will you pee pee on me please?
i ain’t never seen an -ss like that
cuz the way you move it, you make my pee pee go
doing, doing, doing

what the f-ck is wrong with you? (ha!)

- eminem lyrics

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