eminem – elevator lyrics
“elevator”
[intro]
all aboard, okay, next stop, my bas-m-nt… haha
i’ll meet you down there
[chorus]
there once was a saying that i used to say
back in the day when i met dre
i used to sit and goof on the phone with, my friend proof
that if i went gold, i’d go right through the roof
he said what if you went platinum, i’d just laugh at him
that’s not happening, that i can’t fathom
eighty something million records worldwide later,
i’m living in a house with a f-cking elevator
[verse 1]
haters getting mad, they done had enough of shady
you slay me, nothing you say matters enough that you shame me
rappers try to play me, they use hailie as a ukulele
woopsa that a f-cking daisy
that’s a no-no who even she knows dada’s f-cking crazy
f-cking animal, cookoo, bananas, f-cking a b
maybe it’s because i never had a mother raise me
f-ck around and throw a baby at another baby
you may think it’s cause of the way that i was brought up
but it’s all caught up to me now, karmas in the waters
every line i ever said has got me in a corner
you might think it doesn’t creep upon ya, but it all does
you wouldn’t listen man, i tried to warn ya when you started
now your brain’s all huanted cause of all the sh-t you thought of
chainsaw slaughters turn your daughters into sawdust
i never thought it’d come to this, i ought to just be honest but
[chorus]
there once was a saying that i used to say
back in the day when i met dre
i used to sit and goof on the phone with, my friend proof
that if i went gold, i’d go right through the roof
he said what if you went platinum, i’d just laugh at him
that’s not happening, that i can’t fathom
eighty something million records worldwide later,
i’m living in a house with a f-cking elevator
[verse 2]
sorry lance, mr. lambert, and aiken ain’t gonna make it
they get so mad, when i call them both fake
it’s all these f-cking voices in my head i can’t take it
someone shut that f-cking baby up, ‘for i shake it
you’re standing adjacent to jason’s last sl-t, they’re facing
together makes ’em, a f-cking bad combination
i lashed at the doctor in my last operation
shoved the weiner snitzel up his -ss, hopped away some-
body please stop the patient, get the cops to mase him
homie, i’m the shizer, p-ss doctor dre some
i can’t leave the game, i just can’t walk away son
no not-a now, not a chance, not today son
i can’t believe i leave for one breif second
and you p-ssys queef all over the rap game, naked
and use a leaf to clean up the cr-p stains, f-ck it
i just keep saying the same exact saying, check it
[chorus]
there once was a saying that i used to say
back in the day when i met dre
i used to sit and goof on the phone with, my friend proof
that if i went gold, i’d go right through the roof
he said what if you went platinum, i’d just laugh at him
that’s not happening, that i can’t fathom
eighty something million records worldwide later
later i’m living in a house with a f-cking elevator
[verse 3]
elevator in my house, i’ll smell ya later
i blew the f-ck up, a hamster in a microwave-i
think about an escalator now, steps, i hate ’em
told the neighbor step away, then i just pepper sprayed ’em
yeah, for every time you ride down the street
or hideout, drive by my house and beep
like now motherf-cker, try now to sleep
lie down motherf-cker, try countin’ sheep
and you’re tryna find out, why now there’s beef?
mase in your face b-tch, cry now p-ssy
this is my house, all nine thousand feet
so you can suck my d-ck with amy winehouse’s teeth
then i shove ’em in the elevator, take ’em to the top
stand above em,just to cut the f-cking cable, let ’em drop
walk an hour to the d-mn refrigerator, get a pop
while i let ’em fall all the way to the bas-m-nt yelling stop!
[chorus]
there once was a saying that i used to say
back in the day when i met dre
i used to sit and goof on the phone with, my friend proof
that if i went gold, i’d go right through the roof
he said what if you went platinum, i’d just laugh at him
that’s not happening, that i can’t fathom
eighty something million records worldwide later,
i’m living in a house with a f-cking elevator
[outro]
f-cking son of a b-tch, i can’t believe this sh-t
this must be all that there is, this must be it
f-ckin-a even got a bidet
wash my -ss after i sh-t with gold toilet paper
dishwasher’s so big, when i’m p-ssed off
i can just toss a flying saucer in it
this sh-t’s awesome, yeah, f-cking elevator
living in a house with a f-cking elevator
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