eminem - first word freestyle lyrics
[paul rosenberg]
first word, excrement
[eminem]
exclimate, is that what you said?
my next defense, against these extra men
who try to step to me and wanna have s-x again
[vaseline]
[eminem]
you little sick-ss, i’ll spray em with gasoline
they try to jack me off with vaseline
my -ss is mean, i smash your spleen
when i crash the scene
[cell phone]
[eminem]
with a cell phone, now who the h-ll is home?
y’all can’t tell paul how to throw me words
[animal crackers]
[eminem]
cause animal crackers is what i do when i eat mc’s like a cannibal backwards
ha ha, i got it, that’s not it
fake rappers been spotted
[broken headphones]
[eminem]
like broken headphones, you head home, you sped home
you get your head blown, rappers try to step, they speak in the dead tones
so i ain’t trying to hear them, give me another, word for your mother
[stretch armstrong]
[eminem]
stretch armstrong, my brother, coming with rhymes every time that i be drumming
running with this sh-t when i kick a b-tch in the stomach
and star wars, this car’s a taurus
yo, how many bars we hit tonight, cause i’m drunk off
[peanut b-tter]
[eminem]
off peanut b-tter, you see my d-ck and you start to stutter
start to utter, words that you shouldn’t utter
[mark whalberg]
[eminem]
cause mark whalberg is a small t-rd, and i’mma step on him like dogsh-t
a fore fist, so rappers just get off it, i come across with
[pulp fiction]
[eminem]
with pulp fiction, yo i’ll eat you like a big gulp addiction
like slurpees, got herpes, got a hair piece, rest my anises(?)
got brain damage, i’m dumber than rain man is
there’s mayonnaise on this, i need a plain sandwich
hurry up, give me one, rappers try to step to this static they wanna give me none
[fresh vegetables]
[eminem]
with fresh vegetables, my t-st-cl-s are hanging off to the left of you
you’re bis-xual, and there’s a guy next to you, standing, rappers know that i
be-
[preparation h]
[eminem]
preparation h, you didn’t even let me finish my rhyme
just shut up for one more time, while i just shine, on this
microphone, cause i’mma be honest, any mc who tries to step to this
i’m making you a promise, that what? give me a word
[nostradamus]
[eminem]
that nostradamus is blowing up your house, k!lling your foster mammas
and coming back to get your parents, well i have it
these rhymes are fourteen karat, solid gold
rappers step to me, you get your wallet stole
[times square]
[eminem]
in times square, i got blonde hair, i’m higher than con air
rappers don’t want to see me, i’ll b-tt f-ck goldie hawn bare
in a lawn chair, cause i’m there
[kurt russell]
[eminem]
with kurt russell, saying “come here goldie, you want my love muscle?”
i know you want it, i get blunted, then i
kick these, freestyles just like whipped knees
[taxicab]
[eminem]
with a taxicab, i’ll smack a b-tch with a maxi pad
where we going? don’t ask me dad
leave me alone, i’m not trying, to even hear you
dad, i hope you’re f-cking dying, off this p-rno mag
yo, did you see my ad? yo, wait a minute, did you see my -ss?
is what i meant to say, i meant to say a rhyme that goes this way is elementary
for the century, slim shady’s is gonna be the illest
[flamingos]
[eminem]
what? flamingos? my mother goes out and plays bingo
every single day, at the bingo hall, that’s why my d-ck is single, small
didn’t blow up, just don’t give a what? a cuff?
didn’t blow up, just don’t give a what? a cuff?
[dt’s fired]
[eminem]
but dt’s fired, he’s retired, he’s not hired, yo plus i’m tired
of busting and spitting this rhyme nonstop, i’m on top
taking records to the p-wnshop, stretch
d-mn, see my big ick? catch
put a d in front of it, rappers don’t want none of it
coming with a ton of sh-t to spill, slim shady out, i get ill with the sk!ll
baby, aight baby, slim shady
kick eighty million rhymes, till i’m older than grady
spilled gravy, all over my d-mn navy blue avi
bye bye
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