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eminem - love drunk lyrics

[intro]
oh, oh
oh
i think i’m intoxicated
i think i+, i think i’m tipsy (yeah, yeah)

[verse 1]
there once was a woman that wanted to rub c+nts
with another woman in the tub while they scrubbed each others buns
and stick cucumbers in each others cubbies in tubby
sup buns, here she comes, and her name was “ellen”
she fell in love with the wrong girl, though
cast a spell and portia became lesbo
she was forced to l!ck it when ellen says so
but she hadn’t met the convicted felon (let’s go)
is what he said when he climbed through the window
i’m here to save you (i’m a lesbian though)
no you’re not, you just haven’t met the right man
i’ll bet you n0body can do it like i can
you think she can l!ck it? sh+t, i got a tongue like a lizard
i l!ck my own eyebrows with it
plus, i’m ghetto amy winehouse with it
take my false t++th out, now baby, lie down

[chorus]
is it the brew? (brew, brew) or is it the drugs? (drugs, drugs)
that make me do the things that i do when i’m in love? (love, love)
’cause i don’t know what possesses me to act this way
could it be my brain that makes me so strange?
’cause the way i think is just so deranged (i’m love drunk)
[post+chorus]
girl, your lovin’ has got me drunk (drunk)
i don’t know what i’m doin’, please help me up (me up, up)
’cause i keep fallin’ for you, i’m d+mn near crawling for you
you hear me callin’ for you, i’m drunk off your love (love)

[verse 2]
i’ve got a hot date with an ex+playmate named kendra
creepin’ up on her like a ninja
she don’t know it yet, but i’m kinda upset
even though we ain’t met, how come we ain’t f+cked yet?
on the “smack that” video set
i was getting so mad, she ain’t give me no dap
i just kept lookin’ at her while she’s doing her hair
in back of my mind i was screwin’ her, yeah
she’s putting on makeup, but i really don’t care
oh, man, he ain’t gonna really go there?
hand me the water bottle, up, full throttle
over to her, like you wanna look pretty, ho? (here)
now you look real cute, that’ll teach you
to ignore me when i’m drunk
jumped up like, shady, i’ma k!ll you, i’ma beat you
does this mean that we can’t f+ck?

[verse 3]
the last girl on my list
was beat up by her boyfriend, ’cause he was p+ssed
i hope that i don’t offend her, but i just
wanna creep through her window to get a kiss
it’s unlocked, so i enter and tell her shush
not a peep, not a whimper, you’ll wake chris
i don’t wanna lose my temper, now take this
that’s when i just begin to get a whiff
all the force i can put into my little fist
give her one to the temple, isn’t this
the kinda sh+t that you’re into? yes, it is
i kick her while i l!ck her cl+toris
she’s moanin’ and screamin’, now look at this
she just swallowed all my s+m+n and slit her wrist
then we took a bubble bath, beat her with an umbrella
made her laugh, said, “i love you,” then i threw her down my elevator shaft

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