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emma goldman - canned response lyrics

[intro]
thank you
blank for three hundred “remarkably better” cramped desks
atomized bedrooms
no central air
i love not wearing real pants these days
my “team leader” jokes about me slacking off 23
because i forgot to “clock back in at 2:30”
after i scarfed down a quarter pounder
that was dropped off at my front door at 2:25
brought to me by an endless chain of
insert quirky term for laborer here
who also forgot to clock+in on time
and who also don’t like being called “slaaaaacker”

[chorus]
thank you
blank for your feedback
kindly get off my back

[verse 1]
simone
i’m having some it issues
sorry this google doc can’t refresh fast enough
sorry
there goes my kpi for the day
i take full responsibility for my internet speed
lag
due to the rain
sorry
i don’t know what time it is in toronto
i wonder if simone knows what it smells like in strathcona
on a hot day
she probably wouldn’t like it
[verse 2]
once a week we hold a ‘team huddle’
because ‘powwow’ is culturally insensitive
and a ‘meeting’ is not “remarkably better”
the culture is what keeps me here
oh yeah
hq is great if you ever get to go
they have a drum kit
unlimited free+snacks
nap+rooms
puppers
doggos
goo+goo gaa+gaa
cl!ck+cl!ck
pause for notes
sorry

[outro]
hi blank, unfortunately
we’re not having fun yet
doesn’t really matter
uh, i don’t like my job
and uh, i don’t think i’m gonna go anymore

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