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emo side project - abc's lyrics

a is for -sshole, the neighbor next door
b is for barney, that purple dinosaur!
c is for cats, those crazy felines.
d is for doug and skeeter valentine.
e is for easy just like your mom,
f is for f-cking her all night long.
g is for goats going meh in a boats
h is for hating the stupid po-po’s
i is for 50 cent’s in the club
j is for jay z, n-gg-, hit it up
k is for kicking -ss, it’s what i do best.
l is for licking britney spears left breast.

[dustin:] hey, how’s reading the new harry potter book
going? did he die yet?
[andrew:] hey, how was getting caught jerking off by
your mom last night?
[dustin:] dude, harsh.

m is for making silly faces at a monkey
n is for new found glory being sucky
o is for going oi oi oi oi oi oi!
p is for punk kids beating up fall out boy
q is for questioning some stupid -ss wh-r-.
r is for rolling around on the floor!
s is for star wars, which really really sucks
t is for taking it up the b-tt.
u is for umbrellas, which save me from the rain!
v is for v-g-n-s, which i love to tame.
w is for a walrus with sungl-sses on
x is for playing xylophone in the lawn.
y is for yodeling in the sea
z is for zebras singing their abc’s.

- emo side project lyrics

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