emo side project - smelly pirate hooker lyrics
i’ve got a bad taste in my mouth from last night.
i don’t remember what i did.
i guess my pants were way too tight.
i look over next to me.
there’s this girl with a patch on her eye and she’s
staring at my knees.
smelly pirate hooker,
please make my dreams come true.
come on sh-r- again,
but please still be my friend.
oh, oral pleasures aboard this pirate ship.
you and me can sail the seas cause on the radar we’re
just a blip.
but don’t get any bright ideas or i’ll pay you the flat
rate.
do something to me cause i’m not paying you to
m-st-rb-t-.
smelly pirate hooker,
please make my dreams come true.
ride my boat all night.
it’ll make things alright.
smelly pirate hooker,
you really don’t smell that bad.
and you’re not a hooker
because i didn’t pay you.
so goodbye.
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