a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 #

emperor aguila - the hip hop police scandal (skit) lyrics

chat:

-phone picks up-
police chief rick ross: h-llo. this is police chief rick ross from the hip hop police station. how may i help you? what is it? murder? theft? d-ckriding to the extreme?
emperoraguila1: what’s up? i’m here to report a very serious crime. a user on rap g*nius thinks he has more swag than emperoraguila!
police chief rick ross: we’ll be right on it, homie! just stay on the top of your game, and don’t lose flow. what’s his name?
emperoraguila1: i’m not quite sure, my brotha. i’ll have to get back to you on that
police chief rick ross: alright, you have a good day, dawg
-ends phone call-
-phone picks up-
emperoraguila: what’s up man?
emperoraguila1: bro, i have some major news. a user on rap g*nius thinks he’s better than you
emperoraguila: what the f-ck? what is this lame–ss’ name?
emperoraguila1: his name is youtuber123, and i’m pretty sure this guy actually likes hopsin…
emperoraguila: -laughs- i’m laughin’ my -ss off here. you know where he lives? let’s report him to the cops
emperoraguila1: i’m pretty sure he lives on 8 mile
emperoraguila: aight! let’s go get ‘em!
time card: 20 minutes later…
xx/\/\e: ay boys come and get this motherf-cker
police chief rick ross: “lets roll!”
xx/\/\e: “fat motherf-cker you gonna roll down this hill”
-sirens wail-
youtuber123: what the h-ll is this?
emperoraguila: don’t act like you don’t already know
time card: two hours later…
youtuber123: why am i here?
xx/\/\e: are you f-cking serious what the f-ck you think motherf-cker
youtuber123: how am i supposed to know?
xx/\/\e: an external source said that you said you were better then emperoraguila motherf-cker. how could you motherf-cker!? his mixtape “july” is a cl-ssic! plus, you rap as well as wayne plays the guitar…
youtuber123: but…but…but…
xx/\/\e: but what motherf-cker?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?
youtuber123: i only said that his “cheesin’ remix” was lame and that translucent renegaded him on “happy birthday yeezy!”
emperoraguila: bruh…i hate that remix now. i made it when i didn’t know how to rap. plus, i ghostwrote that bridge for him
youtuber123: nah…
xx/\/\e: lock this motherf-cker up!
time card: a few bad puns later
-at the jail walking past cells-
-whistling-
xx/\/\e: a lot of rapping motherf-ckers frequently end up here. some of them include lil wayne, gucci mane, and former police chief keef
-walks by his cell-
ken kaniff: why h-llo stranger. we’re gonna have some fun, aren’t we?
-rapping a parody of rap god-
i’m begining to feel like a rape god, rape god
all of my inmates are forced to blow hard, blow hard
now who thinks their mouth’s wide enough to be a p-rn star, p-rn star?
youtuber123: no!!!

- emperor aguila lyrics

Random Lyrics

HOT LYRICS