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epic beard men - you can't tell me shit lyrics

[intro]
i got a lil something to say (actually)
to all you self-proclaimed g*niuses out there
who don’t understand [?]

[verse 1]
receipts upon receipts upon receipts (you can’t tell me sh-t)
your girl’s got a man bun, son (you can’t tell me sh-t)
i got an npr tote bag (you can’t tell me sh-t)
your twitter avatar is an egg (you can’t tell me sh-t)
i don’t even own a television (you can’t tell me sh-t)
i got a black belt in pilates (you can’t tell me sh-t)
my phone is on 2% battery (you can’t tell me sh-t)
i’m not installing any more updates (you can’t tell me sh-t)
i already read my horoscope today (you can’t tell me sh-t)
i said it behind your back and to your face (you can’t tell me sh-t)
i put my life savings in bitcoin (you can’t tell me sh-t)
your lady thinks that i’m a funny guy (you can’t tell me sh-t)
i don’t even like the old kanye (you can’t tell me sh-t)
you deleted but i got the screenshots (you can’t tell me sh-t)
all my tattoos are brand new (you can’t tell me sh-t)
i see the timestamp on the photo (you can’t tell me sh-t)

[chorus]
receipts upon receipts upon receipts is what i have
you give them to the tax man, he scribbles in his pad
receipts upon receipts upon receipts upon receipts upon receipts upon receipts upon receipts upon receipts

[verse 2]
the earth is flat, prove me wrong (you can’t tell me sh-t)
2012, ron paul (you can’t tell me sh-t)
my step-dad is the little league coach (you can’t tell me sh-t)
i’m one sixteenth cherokee, bro (you can’t tell me sh-t)
i’ve looked it up on webmd (you can’t tell me sh-t)
once the free trial is over (you can’t tell me sh-t)
my doctor’s surprised i’m still alive (you can’t tell me sh-t)
wake up, time to die (you can’t tell me sh-t)

[bridge]
you cannot tell me, nothing at all
no type of sh-t can come from you
that makes sense to me

[verse 3]
i have crippling depression sometimes (you can’t tell me sh-t)
you should go outside and exercise (you can’t tell me sh-t)
the seasons insists upon itself, thanks for the help and reaching out but you got your foot in your mouth (and you can’t tell me sh-t)
i show up first and i leave last (you can’t tell me sh-t)
you pay to be our opening act (you can’t tell me sh-t)
i know that cupping the mic causes feedback but i’m an mc and this is how the f-ck we act (you can’t tell me sh-t)

[chorus]
receipts upon receipts upon receipts upon receipts (you can’t tell me sh-t) upon receipts upon receipts upon receipts upon receipts (you can’t tell me sh-t) upon receipts upon receipts upon receipts upon receipts (you can’t tell me sh-t) upon receipts upon receipts upon receipts upon receipts (you can’t tell me sh-t)

[verse 4]
the book isn’t better than the movie
i’m a cis white male who checks himself
it’s pr-nounced gif, not gif
my responses to everything is “yas queen”
edm djs are a scam
i already offered all my thoughts and prayers
what a time to be alive now
threading is the autotune of eyebrows

[outro]
no, no, no
no, no, you cannot tell me sh-t at all
(receipts upon receipts upon receipts upon receipts) it’s what i have
(receipts upon receipts upon receipts upon receipts) give em to the taxman, scribble in his pad
receipts upon receipts upon receipts

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