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epic fanmade rap battles of history – alexander the great vs richard nixon lyrics

[verse 1: alexander the great]
alright, here we go, let’s get this on!
this silly president’s about to get crushed by the king of macedon!
i’m the wisest of the lot, tutored by aristotle!
you could learn from me, after all, i’m the perfect role model
we all know you’re a crook, stop lying and confess!
that speech was the worst thing i’ve heard since your inaugural address!
you probably feel defeated now, d+cky boy, but just wait
i’ll ruin your rapping career like a verbal watergate!

[verse 2: richard nixon]
what do you think you’re doing, challenging a man like mе?
you can say what you want, but you’re the one who’s “d+cky”
trying to bеat me is like solving the gordian knot, you can’t do it!
you even got on deadliest warrior, but guess what? you blew it!
the ladies all love ya’, or so i’ve been told
so did the mosquitos, when you died at 30 years old!
i’m not sure who had it worse, you or mao zedong
it’s a rap battle, not diplomacy, but i’ll own your ass like it’s ping pong!

[interlude: john f. kennedy & richard nixon]
you think you’re so good?
who, who are you?
i thought you would’ve known….
well, we don’t
[verse 3: john f. kennedy]
i got three letters for ya’
j…f…k!
that’s right! it’s john f. kennedy, back from the dead!
i could be hanging out in heaven, but i’m dealing with you guys instead!
now alex, i’m a sucker for young guys, i must admit
but if you cry when you died in battle, that’s just tough sh+t!
and d+cky boy, as your “friend” likes to call you, i thought you’d well
but you and all your stupid friends can walk straight to h+ll!
alexander was a fail, and nixon’s just bizarre
so from me and all the good rappers, au revoir!

- epic fanmade rap battles of history lyrics

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