epic fanmade rap battles of history - attila the hun vs hannibal lyrics
[verse 1: hannibal barca]
the carthagtinian hero’s about to butcher this catastrophe
listen up, hun, you can’t stop me, i’m the father of strategy!
i’m ending fights on high heights, you aren’t the least frightening
it’ all in the name, i’ll strike you with lightning!
you’re surrounded, i conmmand my legions by the thousands
i’ll defeat you if it means sending elephants over mountains!
i’m a smart general, you’re a barbarian without brains
i’ll beat you so fast, it’s like the catalaunian plains!
[verse 2: attila the hun]
attila the hun will strike you to death with verbal fire!
you were a military commander? i created an empire!
you’re all barca and no bite, while i’m rough and tough
when facing me, strategy won’t be enough!
punic fool, i rule! i’ll drown you like your father
if you f+ck with attila, you’ll just get your ass slaughtered!
this silly b+tch thinks he can spit a diss? well bring it on!
but you should know that you can’t defeat the huns, mulan!
[verse 3: hannibal barca]
i’m armed and ready to venture, since i’m lyrically better
i tear flesh apart, and this hannibal isn’t even a lector!
do i need to spell it out for you? b+st+rd, you’re losing!
legend says your wife k!lled you, now that’s amusing!
i’m a g+nius on the battlefield, sharp as a cactus
you couldn’t conquer rome ’cause they used my tactics!
i’ll chuck you in the rhine ’cause this victory’s mine
i just defeated you, swine, so feast on these rhymes!
[verse 4: attila the hun]
war just loses you respect, when will this dumbass learn?
you’re getting so trampled, i might as well be one of your pachyderms!
this brawl will leave you sprawled, mauled, and exhiled by law
you should be the one named hun with that lack of hanni+b+lls!
tonight, i’ll make sure that all your blood will be spilled
i bring fright! knife strapped to my tunic, b+tch, i’m built!
huns, you may applaud, hannibal, you best be awed
’cause you just got yourself destroyed by the scourge of god!
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