epic fanmade rap battles of history – george iii vs caligula lyrics
[verse 1: caligula]
oh lookie here, a brit fresh outta his reign
tell the world you can beat me? you’ll be diagnosed as insane!
you little old lunatic, with his hair so unkept
historians will mark this up as an assassination attempt!
i’m the original mad ruler, you’re just a blood sucking freak!
i’ve got the best technique, and can make you shriek, just ask the greeks!
i’m a god, tell me george, why haven’t you bowed down?
when i’m done with ya’, why don’t you go back to talking to the clouds?
[verse 2: george iii]
by god, caligula, man up and behave!
i’ll stab you with dirty lyrics and dump you into a grave!
the cruelest form of torture is hearing the rhymes you spat!
while you sat on your ass, with your horse as a diplomat!
you’re a bl++dy scoundrel, you choked up when you said you would win
i’ll behead you like they did to henry’s wife, anne boleyn!
you bis+xual, ugly, rapist, washed up, wally
i recommend some therapy before you try again to k!ll the sea!
[verse 3: caligula]
aww, how cute, mommy must be so happy
that she gave birth to this monster with rhymes oh so cr+ppy!
you’ll surrender to me like you did in 1785
sixty years of you? oh god, i don’t know how anyone survived!
[verse 4: george iii]
you should talk, i’m the one who has to rap against little boot!
you’re such a weirdo, i’m surprised you don’t bathe in your own p++p!
my breakdowns? cause by nothing other than your rhymes
i’ll make you give up and shut up, every frigging time!
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