epic fanmade rap battles of history – homer vs dante lyrics
[verse 1: homer]
allow the greatest ancient poet to dish out a diss soup
you’re about to feel a pain worse than the wrath of zeus!
and with one fell swoop i’ll let my inner beast loose
then reduce this douche until he begs for a truce!
literature became bitter when you babylonn+ed around
just face the facts, b+tch, you’re of lower status than the ground!
and you’re standing in front of the shaper of language, so kneel!
it seems that writing good poems is your achilles’ heel!
[verse 2: dante alighieri]
brutto figlio de puttana, b+st+rdo!
fighting against this meek, greek, geek? che cazzo?
while you’re a crusty little poet writing about odysseus, i’m
spitting fire like an inferno so hot the devil may cry!
i’m sending people into laughing fits!
you just wrote about a stupid war, and one of the soldiers in it!
sure, you practically compose stories longer than the bible
but i’m not sure if “epic” is the appropriate title!
[verse3: homer]
i hope you go straight through every layer of h+ll
then you’ll finally see your story won’t end well!
you’re weak, fool, just listen to what the crowd says!
i’m a waterfall of knowledge, and you’re nothing but a fountain!
[verse 4: dante alighieri]
i’ll keep this short and sweet like your little b+tch meat
you winning? dolce stil no, get up and retreat!
i’m the supreme poet, cad, and you’re naught but sh+t
now i suggest you surrender, and hastily split!
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