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epic fanmade rap battles of history - isaac newton vs galileo lyrics

[verse 1: galileo galilei]
i look through my telescope, and what do i observe?
a scientist hiding in the corner, i guess he’s lost his nerve!
did you eat that apple after it fell on you? no!
you fatty, we even measured weight after you, oh!
i’m a gentleman of the town, all the ladies love my beard
with your curly wig and your ugly face, you just look weird!
you had a crush on jesus, i rebelled against the church
it took you ages to find formulas, i just use google search!

[verse 2: isaac newton]
you’re so stupid that your dad made you drop out of school
you had three children without marrying? dude, not cool
well at least you got a girl, i guess that’s sort of a plus
but i don’t see you at your desk studying calculus!
i won’t rap against anyone, just the good ones, henceforth
your raps were as boring as watching a chandelier swing back and forth!
but seriously mr. galilei, your rhymes are just absurd
i’m smarter than you’ll ever be, and i didn’t even go to oxford!

[verse 3: galileo galilei]
i know you’re sorry that you tried to step to me, but i shan’t forgive!
instead i’ll write a book about this, “dialogue concerning the worst rapper to ever live”!
i’m so epic, even freddie mercury thinks so!
galileo, galileo, figaro, your rhymes blow!
[verse 4: isaac newton]
how about no?! that song’s nastier than your mom!
better watch your head ’cause i’m dropping apple bombs!
i put a rapping curse on you that’ll flow throughout your kin!
master newton just defeated you, so take it on the chin!

- epic fanmade rap battles of history lyrics

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