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epic fanmade rap battles of history – joan of arc vs william the conqueror lyrics

[verse 1: william the conqueror]
step back, ’cause this arc’s about to get sunk like noah’s
first, hearing voices from god, then trying to beat me? you’re hopeless!
i’ll race to erase this waste of sp+ce, you’re a disgrace
i’ll put you in your place and bl++dy your face as i k!ll you with haste!
this heroine must be on heroin if she thinks she’s going to win
oh, you think god loves you? d+mn, where do i even begin?
as king, i declare stepping up to me a crime
so i’ll take my sword and stab you 1066 times!

[verse 2: joan of arc]
the maid of orlеans will show this weasel some rеal fear
i could sum up why i’m better than you, but that would take a hundred years!
with divine guidance from god,i can tell you i’m the better rapper
william the conqueror? i prefered william the b+st+rd!
i’m stormin’ this norman with loads of lyrical rain
you won’t be able to boast after i’m done bringing the pain
i’m the deadliest warrior, there’s no way you can harm me
you couldn’t disarm me, even if you brought your whole army!

[verse 3: william the conqueror]
men, grab your weapons and return to your stations
i’m called conqueror for a reason, would you like a demonstration?
let’s give a toast to the hostess with the most tuberculosis
you’re engrossed as i continue to lyrically roast you, b+tch!
you’re not a good soldier, your victories were just flukes
if you’re not the sissy you appear to be, then put up your dukes!
don’t mess with me, joan, that’s what you need to learn
’cause this fight counts as the second time you’ve been burned!
[interlude: god]
joan, it’s time for you to shine now. first, call upon my power, then crush him with your strength

[verse 4: joan of arc]
i look to the skies and see your demise, as the lord god comes before your eyes
you i despise and so i surmise, feel free to die as you’re chastised!
just stop there, will, and feel the wrath of joan of arc!
i’ll make my mark, so harken as i spark and make this battle darken!
here’s a story for the younger generations
william fought, but joan stepped up and crushed this abomination!
begone, foul sinner, and take your sh+tty army as well
and while i lounge in heaven, you can go burn in h+ll!

- epic fanmade rap battles of history lyrics

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