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epic fanmade rap battles of history - king henry viii vs hillary clinton lyrics

[verse 1: king henry viii]
i’m henry the eighth i am, and i’m going ham!
shoving through your ass faster than a battering ram!
you’ll turn red as a cherry as i slay you like bl++dy mary
obama made a good choice, b+tch! you’re no john kerry!
off with your head, hillary cl+t+on, i’m fuffilling god’s will!
your husband bill left for thrills ’cause he didn’t get his fill!
america’s getting no jobs, while your spouse is getting bl+w j+bs!
you only got into politics so you could choke back your sobs!

[verse 2: hillary clinton]
is facing me a little bit too much on your plate?
300 pounds? you should be the secretary of weight!
did you k!ll your wives because they laughed at your tiny little p+n+s?
i’m shoving my campaine up your ass, slogan? b+tch i’m the meanest!
sorry henry, youre just not up to parr
i’m leading america while bill gets drunk at the bar!
a trip to the cemetary is how your kids met their mother
this isn’t celebrity wife swap, make a choice and stick with it brother!
[verse 3: bill clinton]
i heard you guys rapping, and i started to laugh
i thought “it’s time to kick some ass,” but i’m not here on my wife’s behalf!
now honey, i know i’ve said you’re great many, many times
but you give god+awful s+x, and you spit horrible rhymes!
so what if a few ladies have played with my thing?
henry’s been married so many times, he should be lord of the rings!
but just face it hillary, you’ve got no place in my administration
h+ll, even bush did a better job leading our nation!

[verse 4: louis xiv]
here comes the sun king, and he’s shining rays of disses
at a fat british king, a president, and his missus!
co+monica bill, stop cheating like life’s a game!
you had lot’s of affairs just to gain some quick fame!
and then there’s henry here, with his size five hundred pants
fun fact, deuce crack, french fries aren’t from france!
i’m not even gonna get into hillary’s sh+t
i already won this battle of wits, so that’s it!

[verse 5: nicholas ii]
now hold on a second…..
this battle isn’t over ’til i’ve stormed right through!
bl++dy nicholas here, ’bout to make my name come true!
screw february, i’ll rebel against you any month of the year!
i’m called a saint for a reason, you know. try and diss me, queers!
your rhymes wouldn’t be any worse if i mixed them with a blender
b+tch, i’m so rich, i could pay you to surrender!
my raps hypnotize like rasputin, both my power and might
and i’m crowning myself as the winner of this fight!

- epic fanmade rap battles of history lyrics

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