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epic fanmade rap battles of history – mao zedong vs otto von bismarck lyrics

[verse 1: mao zedong]
i’m the chairman of the central committee of the communist party of china!
this’ll be thirty years of d+ck+tation right up your v+g+n+!
just because you have a mustache, you think you’re so cool?
hey otto, i got you a birthday present, april fools!
you think you can beat me, but you know i’m much wiser
i’ll set up a five year plan of torture, then remove you like the kaiser!
you’ve got no chance, chancellor, but go ahead and spit
but if you’re conservative, then you’ll save my ears from your sh+t!

[verse 2: otto von bismarck]
otto von bismarck here to crush this dictating chairman
you think you’re better? well, i frankfurt+ly don’t care, man!
i’ll bis+mark my territory over your whole entire nation
’cause you’re taking a great leap forward, into utter decimation!
you’re a dud, i’m the man of iron and blood
so both literally, and figuratively, i’ll drag you through the mud!
i’ve unified germany while you just comitted democide
you’re loved in china, but known as a disgrace worldwide!

[verse 3: mao zedong]
i’ll embark to remark on this snarky von bismarck
so hark, jerky prussian, as i keep making my marx
you don’t have friends, otto, drop the ist, you’re anti+social!
i’ll make you my slave, b+tch, that’s my proposal!
say what you wanna say, scum, but this battle is mine!
oh, you don’t like disagreement? well go ahead and resign!
you got no say, i win, that’s my final decision!
wanna argue? then i k!ll you, you can call this communisim!
[verse 4: otto von bismarck]
i mean every word i say, and you’re just going to lose with aplomb
you can’t stop this powerhouse from dropping mean lyrical bombs!
here’s the story of the birth of mister mao zedong:
you’re parents were having a merry christmas, but then you came along!
me, a great commander, be your slave? oh please!
i don’t take orders from some selfish, fat, stupid chinese!
so now that i’ve made you my b+tch, go ahead and bow down to me
and then i’ll write up a mao zedong removal bill of 2013!

- epic fanmade rap battles of history lyrics

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