epic fanmade rap battles of history – paul revere vs benedict arnold lyrics
[verse 1: benedict arnold]
ten+hut! listen up my children, and you shall hear
of the glorious defeat of the queer named paul revere!
i get it, i’m a traitor, yeah, you can suck the hate!
but do you mean to tell me that the british are ej+cul+ting?
paul, drop the midnight ride, you’re out past your curfew!
why don’t you get off your horse and go back to making spoons?
people all around you were dying, you were sitting lazy+by
so i’ve come to diss you until your face is all wet with crying!
[verse 2: paul revere]
i read a sign on a tree, it describes a fine reward
60,000 dollars to anyone who can lyrically slap this wh0re!
don’t say i’m a loner, 16 children, trust me, i got laid
you were so chicken, you could only serve in the army for 13 days!
you died of dropsy, but your b+lls still haven’t dropped bene+d+ck!
you’ll have a harder time then you had in new brunswick!
i talked to my fellow patriots before this battle could begin
they’ll light up one lantern if i k!ll you and two if i win!
[verse 3: benedict arnold]
oh yeah you got laid, you got laid too much!
plus you’re more of a disaster than pan0bscot!
i was a true fighter, all you did was play yankee doodle for fame!
i’m not sure what’s bigger, your ego or john hanc+ck’s name!
[verse 4: paul revere]
you knew our positions and strengths and weaknesses as well
so the british you went to tell, ’cause you’re a traitor from h+ll!
i’ll bring the entire continental army to take down your troops
and your face will have a red+coat of blood when i’m through!
[verse 5: george washington]
’twas well ’till i heard you rap, you’re both doing it wrong!
i’m the true revolutionary, fought a war seven years long!
i didn’t need any ballots, i was unanimously elected!
n0body had the guts to run against me, so i was selected!
i’ll enact a rap act and teach your asses a lesson
i’m progressin’ in expressin’ my lyrical supression!
mess with me again, and you’ll end up tar+and+feathered!
’cause i spit rhymes colder than the valley forge weather!
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