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epic fanmade rap battles of history - the beatles vs the rolling stones lyrics

[verse 1: the rolling stones]
h+llo lads, m’ind taking your eyes off each other’s d+cks?’
and face your opponents! keith! charlie! ronnie! and mick!
you were once famous, but now, you’re slipping away
it’s no secret that you guys are fabulously g+y!
kids these days, they’re smart! they say “the beatles are dumb!”
we can crush you guys, after all, you’re right under our thumbs!
we’ll beat you in the charts, like we did tons and tons of times!
you can call us the mark chapmans, ’cause we’ll shoot you down with rhymes!

[verse 2: the beatles]
step back unless you wanna gеt your faces rocked off!
we’rе the original british sensation! so you’re not ones to talk!
gimme shelter from these fools, who’s sk!ll hasn’t evolved yet!
why name your album 12 x 5, if you can’t even solve it?
we’ll knock you in the eye and make sure to paint it black!
your lyrics would be much smarter, if you didn’t snort all that crack!
your music is a sin, stop trying to get a reaction
you need help with your rhymes, they aren’t giving anyone satisfaction!

[verse 3: the rolling stones]
think you’re hot? people write songs about the way that i dance!
you just make people look away, when you stick your hands down your pants!
the british invasion has begun, and we’re leading you through
creating a blank album cover is all you stoners could do!
ringo’s just a waste of sp+ce, he hasn’t made one song!
and christ, john thinks he’s like jesus? like he hasn’t done wrong!
we don’t go to your concerts, ’cause they’re too d+mn loud
we’d rather battle rap against actual beetles, so get fof our cloud!
[verse 4: the beatles]
we’re barfing while you’re singing about dead flowers and shaking your hips
don’tcha think everyone’s getting a little sick of seeing those too giant lips?
you should give up, you’re outta luck, you’re stuck in muddy water
we’d never let a rolling stone marry anyone’s daughter!
you only think about yourselves, except when we cross your minds like abbey road!
our music will live on for centuries! yours will just erode!
you’ll be forgotten in no time, we’ve got a feeling
your rolling will come to end and you’ll have that sinking feeling!

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