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epic fanmade rap battles of history - thomas edison vs alfred nobel lyrics

[intro]
epic rap battles of history
thomas edison
versus
alfred n0bel
begin

[verse 1: thomas edison]
i’m here to diss this civilian who thinks he has class
this’ll be one percent battle rapping, ninety+nine percent me kicking your ass
you failure, you couldn’t even win your own prize, am i right?
without your dynamite, i don’t think you can put up even a small fight
i’ve got a thousand patents, you’ve just got an ugly beard
have fear, i’m the wizard of menlo park and i’ll make you disappear
i thought you’d just blow yourself up, but you died of a hemorrhage instead
i’ll shove this lightbulb up your ass, since there’s never one over your head!

[verse 2: alfred n0bel]
boom! i’ma blow you up with some tnt!
and other explosives i invented, to h+ll with golden peace
nitroglycerin plus other stuff equals bang, you’re dead!
i’m not giving away my secret formula, cause unlike you i’m not stupid in the head
n0body messes with n0bel, understand?
you couldn’t even find a way to mine? ha! what a man!
call yourself a wizard, eh? where’s your wand, eddie poo?
mina tells me you had to reinvent the microscope too
[verse 3: thomas edison]
you invented a blasting cap? well you’re blasting cr+p!
alfie, you can’t rap, but now you’ve fallen into my trap

[verse 4: alfred n0bel]
what trap? you’re not even smart enough to capture a snail
i wonder what tesla would think if he saw how bad you fail

[verse 5: nikola tesla]
i think that both of you need to get the h+ll out, now
i knew you’d both be talentless fools, but just…wow
i’m here to light this place up with some high+voltage sh+t
tommy, how could i ever work for you? i quit
and alfred, your rhymes are so bad, it’s frightening
feel the tesla effect, b+tches, and bow down to the lightning

[outro]
who won?
you decide
epic rap battles of history

- epic fanmade rap battles of history lyrics

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