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epic fanmade rap battles of history - tycho brahe vs neil armstrong lyrics

[verse 1: tycho brahe]
i looked up to the skies, tis a fine day for competing!
you maybe a worthy opponent, but your last name is misleading!
take off that stupid helmet if you’ve got something to say
8 days in sp+ce? no wonder your brain is like a milky way!
i can actually spit rhymes, it’s just flags you’re throwing
i’ve studied the heavens, trust me, there’s no way you’re going!
you don’t look like you can rap, but give it a spin
but you’re going to lose, ’cause there’s nor+way you can win!

[verse 2: neil armstrong]
houston, we have a problem, there’s a fat douchebag in the way!
with that ‘stachе and that outfit, you look like a stray
i’m an american hero, you’rе just a fool with a nose of brass
so it’s a great honor and privilege to be here kicking your ass!
you’re like the sun, everything gets caught in your orbit
is your fake nose the reason you can’t tell you smell like sh+t?
you never amounted to anything, and once you admit your career fell
i’ll send you falling down the stairs like your drunk little elk!

[verse 3: tycho brahe]
you had awful health and couldn’t keep up with your occupation
stop sp+ce+ing out and actually do something for your foundation!
i had a big bang with your wives while your sp+ce shuttle flew
you took one small step for man, but mankind’s better without you!
i bet you like to shove rockets up your shuttle because
it’s obvious you have a huge woody for buzz!
i’ll give you the apollo down if you think you’re so great
why do so many people think your moon landing was fake?
[verse 4: neil armstrong]
i’ll spit nova gas and burn you up like the o+zone
who even names their child tycho? were your parents stoned?
my rhymes are like black holes, they’ll stretch you to your limit
why are you even trying? this battle, you won’t win it!
i’m making headlines, worldwide, while you
mess around, all alone, while i’m chilling with my crew
i’ll take your telescope and shove it all up in ur+n+s
go observe this defeat, come back when you’re actually famous!

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