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epic rap batles of history - cult of the lamb vs animal crossing lyrics

[intro]
china (what?)
epic rap batles of history!
the mayor
vs
the lamb
begin!

[verse 1: the mayor]
a lamb acts like a deity and not a mere leader
but who cares if you’re a rap god when i’m a non+believer?
if i wanted to control my people i would call up isabelle
i resold your game at re+tail and reese gave me 50 bells
you tried to revive your hype by promising to add s+x?
you got a worse twitter account than opera gx
but when that furry+baiting is your whole claim to fame
are you surprised you got more followers than you do in your game?
there’s an еmpty house around and you have the privilеge
that i do allow sheep weirdos, so i’ll invite you to my village
but that won’t stop me from leaving pitfalls in your route
and hitting you with a net until you get the f+ck out

[verse 2: the lamb]
practicing self+centered politics, thou assume they bring bliss
you’re only a dissenter if you take out the diss
strike thine neighbors in the f+nny, thou shall be getting hit too
for thou and thy shih tzu are just running a sh+t zoo
i satisfy exploring the occult and unknown
you satisfy millennial fantasies of owning a home
in the hamlet of diverse souls, met myriads of cultures
it took you two decades to invite people of color
thyn wealth blooms like trees yet you still can’t afford
to upgrade your living sp+ce, or even pay your landlord
once a bishop of thy time, and now n0body returns
for now i thrive in the absence of those covid concerns
[verse 3: the mayor]
i got the game you boot up to forget your worries
while you’re a reskin of don’t starve together for furries
even when you bring your cult down a really dark road
your game is only heavy during the download!
lambs are just some babies, so you better say your prayers
when you encounter my masses of smash bros. players
i was told i’d meet a good rapper when the train opened the gates
so i expect a decent verse, looks like i’m the one who waits

[verse 4: the lamb]
i understand now as i tried to collect bells
i had to uninstall ’cause it got boring as h+ll!
all you do is collect fishes, bugs, a little bit of fungus
if i wanted repetitive tasks, i’d just play among us
you can dismiss katrina or ignore your tarot cards
but when you mess up your clock you’re going to regard
your now reformed town as i’ve dropped the facade
and now everyone you loved worships me as their god

[outro]:
who won?
who’s next?
you decide
epic+
uh, sure? +drinks+ rap batles of+
+cough+ what’s in this+

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