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epic rap batles of history - dr. eggman vs. wile e. coyote lyrics

[intro: the announcer, dr. eggman]
epic rap batles of history
wile e. coyote
vs
dr. eggman

[verse 1: dr. eggman]
i’m spitting rhymes supersonic
absolute whiz with robotics, you see, my mind is accomplished
dropping bars like anvils so this marsupial gets slammed!
you couldn’t cage a bird, but you wanna crack the eggman?
you’re the least intimidating villain on tv
like my iq, i’ve got a leg up on you by ‘93!

your comedy’s a bad act that no child would laugh at
it’s just you getting fasttracked into getting your ass whacked
your film couldn’t make mad cash so warner bros. axed that
forget the road runner, your enemy’s david zaslav!

[verse 2: wile e. coyote]
the name’s wile e. coyotе
i’m the blue blur hunting og
even up in sp+cе you’re below me
so i’ll just commence with the roasting (blow me!)
don’t you act like your brain is the meatiest
check my business card: i’m a g+nius
this looney tune is making you delirious
you’re the most childish inventor since phineas
bringing up villainy? now that’ll cause havoc
in terms of sonic’s enemies you’re less threatening than zavok!
a little fox is smarter than you, don’t boast your iq
if you really want a sign, here you go: f+ck you!
[verse 3: dr. eggman]
your “furry road” shtick is played out, come at me!
my tools will leave this hackneyed coyote flattened like acme!
i won’t even roboticize you after our encounter
in my army you’d be even more useless than scratch and grounder!

[verse 4: wile e. coyote]
your machines all break, you’re an awful engineer
call me dr. wile e. the way i’ve outclassed you for years
this ain’t a game of tennis, i’ll be snapping your racket
you look like a mix of epiclloyd and a pringles packet!

[verse 5: dr. eggman]
you’re certainly chaotic but i wouldn’t call you super
even chuck jones agrees you should forever stay a loser!
it’s too easy to take the p+ss out this bumbling buffoon
with a diss i’ll blast your sorry ass to bits like you’re the moon!
that verse was dry as a desert, you’re worse on a flow than sonic
i’ve been stacking paper higher than the issues of my comics!
like the e in your name, you stand for nothing. so back up!
or you’ll forever be hungry with how i ate this track up!

[verse 6: wile e. coyote]
you’ve cracked your jokes but this coyote ain’t laughing
in terms of intellect you’re more on par with daffy
get a load of this, you mustachioed schmuck
you’re the worst inventor powered by emeralds since elon musk!
i’m the king of airtime even when pushed off a ledge, dog
you’re so ovoid, no wonder you can’t catch up to that hedgehog
i’m scrambling this egg until he’s nothing but yolk
and now you’re fried and flipped onto my plate. that’s all folks!
[outro]
who won?
who’s next?
you decide!
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