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epic rap batles of history - five nights at freddy's vs the beatles lyrics

[intro: the announcer]
epic rap batles of history
the beatles
versus
five nights at freddy’s
begin

[verse 1: fnaf]
you f+cking long hairs, living in your yellow submarine
you’re about to get sunk by a band of four k!ller machines
it’s freddy and the gang, so get ready for a bust+up
no need for red paint but beetles are getting crushed up!
these old creeps seem to have a thing for minors
you sing more about kids than we do at a family diner!
if we had fans like yours i’d rather someone shoot me
i haven’t seen brainless hordes like that since call of duty!
you’re the music equivalent of a slice of white bread
you were cool in the 60’s maybe, but now you’re just dead
now ringo ain’t a starr but his face hair looks pubic
he married a bach, and still knows nothing ’bout music
and paul, i hear that veggies are the only thing you eat
i bet you’re gonna cry with how we’re k!lling this beet
we’ll shock you in stereo like your terrible mixes
but even those were not as messy as the switch of ’66 is

[verse 2: the beatles]
nice try kn+b heads, but listen to this
the wonder lads from liverpool’s about to hit the twist
ah, ah
ah, aaaah
we’re f+ckin’ up freddy now (f+ckin’ up freddy)
twist that snout (until he screams and shouts)
come on come on come on freddy now (come on freddy)
why don’t you get the f+ck out (why don’t you get the f+ck out, oooooh)
your convoluted story’s pure misery
seems even to your creator your lore’s a magical mystery
stuck with appeasing every bl++dy ludicrous theory
now cawthon’s all like “please please, help me”
there’s no beating the beatles, you can’t do that
so f+ck springtrap, the phone tw+t and the teddy in the top hat!
chuck+e+cheese horror, are you taking the p+ss?
why don’t you get yourself a ticket to ride on this?
[verse 3: fnaf]
the thomas the tank engine narrator is a disgrace on the track
your train sucks, choo choo charles got our backs
we’re chomping harder than the bite of ’87
when we turn attention to the worst them all; lennon
a manipulative wife beating assh0l+ of a narcissist
frankly i’m impressed you’re still on anybody’s artist list
tell mr. postman there’s a truth to be delivered
you were already a monster, chapman just made you withered!

[verse 4: the beatles]
i think they’re still rapping, i’m too high to hear a thing though
hey could i have a puff? shut the f+ck up ringo!
we can diss you both forwards and backwards, just watch
hsaw ot deen uoy fo lla dna gnippar rekcus ruoy pots
you fell from grace, now you’ve got
a dwindling playerbase, you’ve got
nothing, and it’s true that i got shot by a fan
but at least i didn’t get replaced by garten of banban

[outro]
who won?
who’s next?
you decide
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