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epic rap batles of history - homer simpson vs o.j. simpson lyrics

[intro: the announcer]
epic rap batles of history!
o.j. simpson
vs
homer simpson
begin!

[verse 1: o.j. simpson]
so homer simpson, i hear you like donuts
i may have some here and maybe a few b+n+rs
why’s your wife’s hair tall and also blue?
did someone take a cr+p on it? oh, it’s probably you
so here comes the juice, yeah i’m on the loose
spit thunder like zeus at this family of fruits
no way you can rush this 49er from frisco
so mr. homer, it’s time for a disco
and if you think you can spit a hard diss tho
then oj simpson’ll put an end to your sh+t show
b+tch ho, your yellow face is really f+ckin’ scarin’ me
i’d rather look at that creature from erbparodies
i’m the athlete’s peak, you’re a fatass drinking big gulp
oj’s beating this lemon simpson into a big pulp
i’m squeezing you harder than bart, just be careful, don’t choke
leaving any man like steamed hams when he gets smoked

[verse 2; homer simpson]
mmm… donuts
eww…. your flow sucks
on your twitter page you really like to pander
acting like some kind of spokesman but you’re more like ned flanders
homer simpson coming in for the k!ll
the worst thing you did was play for buffalo bills
i mean that alone was a criminal offense
it’s you vs the people in the most pitiful sense
i love my wife, she’s got a big rack
you hate your life cause you got a shrimp sack
no amount of lawyers could set you free
smacked with a sentence of 33 (d’oh!)
like your career in acting orenthal, you’re getting shut down
you f+cked up miserably, maggie could’ve scored that touchdown
i drink duff, i’m tough, no joke, you better give up
stick a football in your mouth and shut the f+ck up
[verse 3: o.j. simpson]
yeah i played for bills, but you can’t even f+cking pay yours
why you judging on a man for being g+y for?
fake wh0re, probably jealous no one wants his loner d+ck
with your abuse towards your animals, just call you homer vick (ohh!)
my football team’ll leave you trampled
couldn’t grab a piece of candy without getting cancelled
you big ugly freak, you reek, so go shower
why are your friends heroes when you don’t have superpowers?
and you’re not the only simpson who turned into a monster
when you spent an episode being an elon sponsor
you’ll need a whole line of defense when i come to prosecute
pack your bags up homer jay, this yellow man’s just been juiced

[verse 4; homer simpson]
you spit a better verse there, yay, you’re learning
i’d let you on the simpsons, but i’ve heard things
color me shocked like the crayon in my brain (mind)
electrocute this little pr+ck like he’s frank grimes (heh, heh, heh, heh)
return to family guy; go back to making out with peeta
with that schwart lived career, b+tch, hasta la vista
i do all sorts of things and make it fun without fail
i’ll run you over with my monorail (monorail)
las vegas hotel threw your b+tt away like a detritus
leaving your ego swollen, like your hands with arthritis
we’re done, i powerplanted rhymes that will leave you sober
now let’s call this segment: “man gets f+cked up by homer” (heh, heh, heh, heh)
[outro: the announcer and the simpsons choir]
who won?
who’s next?
you decide!
epic rap batles
of history!

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