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epic rap batles of history - indigo park vs. south park lyrics

[intro]
epic rap batles of history
rambley the raccoon
versus
eric cartman
begin

[verse 1: rambley]
hi, i’m rambley! is that a new visitor? oh boy!
i sure hope that isn’t… huff… lloyd
let’s have lots of fun! buckle up, don’t be afraid
you just need a little vacation, here, take a trip on my train
all aboard, chubby tyrant, i’m pimpin’ and my maker’s made a livin’
leave you b+tchin’ more when you ate skin off of stan’s chicken
this battle of the parks? it’s a match i’ve already won
due to its content, your show should not be viewed by anyone!
lost a fight to wendy, she kicked your ass, oh how very sad
but you won the chili contest when bro ate your dad
co+created by stone but you’re hardly even a pebble
i’ll chop you into four fat kids and serve a cartman special

[verse 2: cartman, stan & kyle]
oh my gaahhdd!! rambley’s right; there’s no substance in your spittin’
so f+ck ahhfff!! you’re less funny than those ‘comedian’ women
and, hey, maaahhmm!! i’m just joking, i’m not a s+xist i swear
between us, i’m the better coo+ (you can’t say that on the air!) (sh+t!)
(ay) i am awesome+o (ay), i’ve already won (ay)
when it’s me against this furry, the score is six to one
seen all these mascot horror’s, you’re the sh+ttiest no doubt
you’ll already be forgotten by the time this rap batle is out!
you’d be best friends with kyle (cartman.)
wanna know why that’s true? (cartman!)
your game is free and he’d like that ‘cause he’s a stupid jew (cartman!)
respect my authoritah! or i’ll tear your park apart like china
now why are you looking so mad, got sand in your v+g+n+?
[verse 3: rambley]
okay, okay, what’s with all this d+mn misogyny?
that first verse of yours was around snow day levels of quality
but my first attempt at a game makes millions of views
while in your entire show, you’re just hating on the jews
if we were to talk about you, i guess you aren’t lacking
i mean, i couldn’t even fit you in my facial tracking
yellow snow’s the most you’ve ever done to leave your mark
but i sure made mine, and welcome to i+i+indigo park!

[verse 4: cartman]
…weeeeeeeelllllll
rambley’s a b+tch, he’s a big fat b+tch, he’s the biggest b+tch in the whole wide world
he’s a stupid b+tch, if there ever was a b+tch, he’s a b+tch to all the boys and girls
it’s about to rain brown you stupid b+tch, and i’ll make sure that’s today’s forecast
’cause i’m sh+tting on you hard as if i’m playing world of warcraft
when the next indie slop hits the scene, all the neckbeards will be scrambling
now, how would you like to suck my b+lls, mr. rambley?
if i wanted something to eat my ram i’d boot up google chrome
ah screw you and all your furry guys, i’m going home

[outro: the announcer & eric cartman]
who won?
who’s next?
you decide
epic rap…
happy pride month special! i use any pr+nouns thanks for asking
dude, you would not f+cking say that!

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