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epic rap batles of history - moe szyslak vs husk lyrics

[intro]
epic rap batles of history
moe szyslak
vs
husk
begin

[verse 1: husk]
they call me husk (grunt) i’m here to help (yeah)
royally flush you down the drain to h+ll!
for a bartender you’re d+mn thirsty, man
but you’ll be getting some p+ssy when you catch these hands!
they should’ve named you rizz+lack, you d+mn sad sap
got the shotty in the back, but no shawties in your lap
i see you tryn’a get with marge like you’re a homer+wrecker
but she ain’t gonna cuck her husband with a s+x offender!
so don’t f+ck with me. you’re just a simp, son
while we’re trying to help folks, you just fuel their addiction
my shots are on the house. just be careful, don’t choke!
i’ll be stealing this win the way i’m flaming moe

[verse 2: moe]
holy moly, what the h+ll is youse?
i think one of the cats we’ve been smugglin’ got loose
you got those wings, but you ain’t fly at all, geez!
if this gangsta wants to diss me, i’ll give him one of these!
i’m the king of the ring, this little kitty better bring it
we all know you’re a loser, buddy. you don’t gotta sing it
i ain’t talkin’ getting drunk when i make your vision blurry
i’d invite you to my tavern, but we don’t allow furries!
[verse 3: husk]
i’d rather listen to your rag than have you rag on
sporting such a nasty mug, you better put a bag on!
no wonder you have to hide in bushes, you’re disgusting!
even with beer goggles, you’re just f+ckin’ ugly!
you’re getting more heated than h+ll, ditch that hard temper
one prank call turns you from bartender to bart ender
do us both a favor and get that noose tied
you can say hi to my friends on the other side

[verse 4: moe]
hey gargoyle freak! you better learn to keep your mouth shut
or i’ll beat this sonuvagun to death like alfalfa!
the cr+p you spit belongs in the litter. get the scooper!
i’ve seen better singing cats directed by tom hooper!
even barney could stumble into a better rap
not a shock when you went from overlord to pet cat
and look, i’m no bigot, but seeing that spider you’re snugglin’ with
you’d probably go phone me asking for “amanda hugginkiss”
this ain’t no casino, you can’t cheat me here
you’re a magician, right? why don’t you go and disappear?
this win ain’t in your cards if we’re judgin’ by those rhymes
you took a gamble with moe, and got owned a second time!

[outro: the announcer, moe]
who won?
who’s next?
you decide
+telephone rings+
h+llo?… is there an epic rap batles here? an epic rap batles of history?
uhh… yeah
epic rap batles of history

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