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epic rap batles of history - rock, paper, scissors vs tic-tac-toe lyrics

epic rap batles of history
tic+tac+toe
versus
rock paper scissors
shoot

[verse 1: tic+tac+toe]
what’s this? rps wants to batle? i see
i hope you’ve got the tac+tics to go toe to toe with me
i got that rad design, you’ve got a hand; three signs
try to take me b+tch, i’m literally made up of lines! hah!
my rhymes hit harder than a brick+smack+yo
step to tic+tac+toe and face the kick+back+bro
i’ve got that sl!ck+track+flow, i’m a trick+stack+pro
you’re a sick+whack+hoe, suck my d+ck+sack+though! hah!
it’s all for naught if you cross me ’cause i can tell
you’re clearly not the french version ’cause you’re not doing well
and h+ll, if scissors beat paper beats rock beats scissors on repeat
i’ll let this ouroboros orchеstrate its own defeat!
ratеd r when i dish out a hit
‘cause when i crush an opponent it’s some triple x sh+t
you’ve got your fingers in a twist, i’m always smooth and on grid
better loosen up that wrist, ’cause it’s your move, kid

[verse 2: rock paper scissors]
nice ending, you sound like a reddit mod in distress
mr. kindergarten chess is nothing but a childish mess
in terms of acting aggressive, it was a solid go
since your entire gameplay’s xoxoxo
sling your threats at someone else who gives a f+ck
you’d break your rules doing anything outside the box
you’re stuck whereas with me it’s in the paper that i rock
if you want triple x then maybe come and suck my c+ck!
i paved the way for pokémon, i’m your superior, son!
wanna talk limited moves? you’re stuck with only one!
you’ve got a thirty second playtime and i’m still getting bored
if i wanted to stack rows, i’d rather play connect 4
you’re rapping in circles and you’ve crossed out the flavor
i get my hands dirty like it’s manual labour
i’ll show this board game what the wrath of the east is
when i pummel it, cut it up and wrap up the pieces!
[verse 3: tic+tac+toe]
there’s no stakes in your game, you’re no threat
if i wanted random chance i’d play russian roulette!

[verse 4: rock paper scissors]
no stakes is very bold of you to say
when your outcomes are so predictable, the only move is not to play

[verse 5: tic+tac+toe]
my design’s barely changed since bc, you hear me?
your game’s been going downhill since the big bang theory!
this ain’t poker, but i’m wild like the joker
you’re tame sh+t, kids stuff, a preschool peace broker!

[verse 6: rock paper scissors]
i am beauty in motion like an art film; kino
with your toes you’re more quen+tic+tac+antino
when i throw hands, you know i’ll end the dispute
leave you backed into the corner and then rock paper scissors shoot!

[verse 7: tic+tac+toe]
my flow will erode your rock into dust
turn your paper to mush and cover up your scissors with rust
the zhejiang guys were less “shoot” and more “i wanna get shot”
but when tic+tac’s on the clock, you know the party don’t stop!
[verse 8: rock paper scissors]
i got professional tournaments, so you know that my sh+t rocks
your legacy’s so tarnished they put you on a mint box!
your squares are filled up and not a streak can be found
but i got some paper if you’d like to lose another round

[outro]
who won?
who’s next?
you decide

- epic rap batles of history lyrics

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