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epic rap batles of history - slim shady vs doodlebob lyrics

[intro: the announcer]
epic rap batles of history
doodlebob
versus
slim shady
begin

[verse 1: slim shady]
call this pwned to life, cuz b+tch, you’re gonna get played
i’ll take on this punk myself; forget about dre
scribble and doodle enough rhymes is what i been planned
i’m about to smoke a bowler…finland
i’m the real shady, you’re a crudely drawn caper
just a spongefraud hater, but i’m erasing fakers
you got beat by a page while i’m chasing paper
drown you at rock bottom with stan’s cell and pager
what’s that? who am i? chicka chicka
slim shady, i’m sick of him, look at him, little chin
stompin around, grabbing his magic stick
doing some magic tricks (yeah but he k!lled squidward bro)
deep inside him is a slim shady lurkin’
he’ll be workin at krusty krab, spittin’ on your krabby patts
you’re second rate, just a scr+p on a pagе
while i’m the lyrical miracle brеaking out of my cage
i’m the monster in your head, the demon that you drew
but i’m real, i’m alive, i’ll spit venom at you
run away in your dimension ‘fore i catch up with you
not a single livin bein’ that can understand you
now will the real spongebob please stand up
please stand up. please stand up
and show this little b+tch doodle his ass ‘gon get f+cked
‘gon get f+cked. ‘gon get f+cked
[verse 2: doodlebob]
me hoy minoy, what are you trying to say
all these lines about assf+ckin’, do you swing both ways?
how bout i use my pencil and draw you a less abusive wife
then no one has to hear another song about your life
i’m spongebob’s evil clone with a twisted reflection
you’re just a split personality with no direction
and really? tryna diss up on my complexion
but when ya daughter hailey saw me she got an erection
i was walking through a walmart chillin’ by myself
i saw your album in a cart , i put it back on the shelf
you talk a big game about slims wrath
all you do is yap; walking a dangerous path
now i’m scribblin ya life out, erasing your name
you won’t get another chance; life ain’t no nintendo game
you’re looking scared, you can’t handle the draw
so come here, let me draw you an actual pair of b+lls
you think you’re invincible but you’re trapped in your head
cuz you’re fighting all your demons that just wished you were dead
you tried to make a comeback; em don’t want none of that
you can try to erase me but i’ll just keep coming back
i’m lifting you with no sweat like larry the lobster
frankendoodle taking apart dr. dre’s monster
i may be 2d, but you fell flatter than me
leave slim like kim, murdered on the lp
[verse 3: slim shady]
this doodle boy better change his behavior
cuz those bars had more holes than his own creator
you look worse than squidward’s art, so get lost like his hair
i f+cked with governments, so i know how to deal with squares
nowadays, doodle acts like he’s got something to say
but nothin’ comes out when they move their lips, just a bunch of gibberish
drew first blood with your pencil, but like sponge, i’m ready
you’re a noodle, bob, i got the sauce; moms spaghetti

[verse 4: doodlebob]
dear, slim, you tried to rap but your lines were cr+p
here’s a pipe+bomb for you, i left it on this starter cap
i’m loved, just check out all my sequels
now i’m gonna show you what happens when bad meets evil
i’m throwin’ shade at shady; leave him cryin’ like a baby
quit pretending to be crazy and maybe get with a lady
it’s a shame he thought his lazy bars could phase me
guess this was once again the death of slim shady

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