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epic rap batles of history – spongebob squarepants vs makoto naegi lyrics

[intro: the french narrator & the announcer]
ah… there is one of my favorite sea creatures, spongebob squarepants
there’s also that kid from the long distant land of danganronpa
why are they together you say?
of course this is a rap batle you silly

epic rap batles of history
makoto naegi
versus
spongebob squarepants
begin

[verse 1: spongebob & patrick]
bahaha, can someone tell me what the h+ll’s this cr+ppy sh+t
i expected ultimates, instead was met with sappy kids
and they’re selling their souls for pennies like krabby did
someone tell the headmaster they need to get their patties flipped
hope’s peak? heh. more like no peak
i got muscle arms, i’ll make you grow weak
stuck in a classroom, tryna break free
but now you get to face a million of me
what’s the matter, naegi? i see you’re blushin’ red
maybe you should find some time to take care of that mushroom head
but instead, you’re out here cuttin’ heads
while i’m chillin’ eating krabby patties with my best friend patrick in his giant bed
i’m ready! i don’t care if i have to be petty!
like sayaka was before she went deady!
her little plan to leave wasn’t very steady
so when that wh0re died you know i threw up the confetti
you’re a typical lame without a brain
it’s like you took personality and used invisible spray
but that’s okay, you can continue unhealthy living
while you’re k!lling all your friends, i’ll be jellyfishing! jellyfishing!
[verse 2: makoto]
i gotta say sponge, that rap verse was a dud
you think you’re spitting sick but that’s probably the suds
future foundation’s best, i’m an underground braniac
now im gonna unravel bikini bottom’s maniac
i’ll lead my team through; unraveling all the clues
your toughest challenge was learning to tie your shoes
maybe learn a loop de loop so you can tie a freakin’ noose
i’m all for saving people but your show’s taken enough abuse
still want to debate me spongebob cuz i’d be thrilled to
don’t talk about my friends when squidward almost k!lled you
my life’s a high+stakes game, you can’t relate
you spend your days servin’ krabby patties on a plate

[verse 3: spongebob]
someone call up mondo cuz this child needs a hard hit
yeah you’re underground, thrown inside the f+cking garbage
you wanna play detective? i’m solving mysteries too
at least my friends are breathing when the episode is through (bahaha)

[verse 4: makoto]
you’re cheerful, i get it, but your show’s been fading
since hillenburg left, it’s just been downgrading
my friends might’ve fallen, but my hope’s alive
you forget the pickles once and tears run through your bulgy eyes
and those episodes of yours? they’re a mess, man, let’s face it
your dreams and ambitions? you’ll never quite make it
learned how to fly but your citizens couldn’t quite take it
you’re reaching rock bottom; no way to escape it
[verse 5: spongebob]
you think you’re ol reliable; your fellow classmates made you
pretty lousy when your own “assistant” tries to frame you
and the other one just sat around and wouldn’t save you
how’s the one that’s playing hero not the one that’s brave dude?
you talk about your hope , but you barely stay afloat
and i’ve got the swag to gloat, check me ridin’ in my boat
so keep drowning in delusions while i dig up a little grave sir
six feet below is where i’ll send this tattletail strangler

[verse 6: makoto]
no, that’s wrong!, you’re not living like larry
if you dealt with what i have; you’d just run away like gary
your verse was more of a fakeout than when you got married
and you’re such a heavy burden not even sandy could carry
hope lives on! i’ve got the spirit, don’t even come near it
enough of squid’s clarinet, don’t wanna hear it
every class trial you throw i will clear it
i’m trying to succeed; while outside; you fear it
why does your friend’s success make you green dude?
no wonder you town made a day just to flee you
your splinter ain’t got sh+t on the things that i’ve seen dude
the greatest tragedy in mankind; spongebob getting renewed

[outro: the announcer & the french narrator]
who won?
who’s next?
you decide+ +drowns+
due to technical difficulties, they had to hire a new announcer
…epic rap batles of history

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