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epic rap batles of history - super mario 64 vs. ocarina of time lyrics

[intro]
epic rap battles of history
super mario 64
versus
ocarina of time
begin

[verse 1: mario]
you’re swinging that sword like you’re some kind of pro
but if you really wanna battle me then, let’s a go! (woo+hoo)
i shaped the industry; gave 3d an instant bump
while you made your series take a backwards long jump
with the linear tunnels you pass off for dungeons
gonna beat you and watch my lives go up ta hundred
your quests are ridiculous, they’re bogged with chatter
those townsfolk never say anything that matters
ya couldn’t be a kid, man i feel so sorry ‘ya
must be hard losing dear ol’ saria
all you’re doing is hide and seek fetching items all night
just stay lost in your timelines while i’m reaching new heights
couldn’t grab the lady up at zora’s fountain
i’m cool; catch me chillin’ up at cool cool mountain
you can’t hit me with a cut that deep
like your out of tuned flute, your raps will put me to sleep

[verse 2: link]
you a revolution? pff, not a bit
makes sense you’re a plumber since you talk a lot of sh+t
take one step towards my sword and you’re gonna get swept
cuz i’ll drop you like the penguin right off of the set (hyaa!)
despite all the dangers you face (hya!)
i’m the one scoring princess cake (shyaaa!)
between us two, you’re the one coming up short (yah!)
with that half ass ds port (shroooock!)
i’m the hero of time, my name’s remembered for ages
while you’re chasing poon, i’m saving towns with the sages
your controls are less annoying than half of your stages
but nothing is more messed up than the frame of your face is
tick tock, tick tock, better watch the clock
cause i’m slicing through your lies; drown you in dire dire docks
but if you got the power stars to come at me again
those blocky fists aren’t the best for offense
[verse 3: mario]
mama mia, what was that sound?
i thought i heard a kid kickin’ and screamin’ around
but oh no! it’s just peter pan being a clown
locked on the whole time but still failed to bring me down
with your childhood issues and choking chickens all day
might as well retitle your game the legend of mj
so go ahead and try to do worse
but i’d rather do those block puzzles than hear another verse

[verse 4: link]
your stars are fading, but my legend grows strong
every melody i play turns the whole world along
between the movements of our games; i’m leagues above you
if it wasn’t for speedrunners n0body would even touch you
i’m a hero, while you’re chasing rabbits in the room
you think they’re scared of an idiot addicted to shrooms?
and just like your camera, i’ve made you spaz out
left you stunned; so take a seat in your courtyard and pass out

[outro: the announcer, mario]
who won?
who’s next?
you decide!

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