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epic rap batles of history - the red baron vs the white death lyrics

[intro: the announcer]
epic rap batles of history
manfred von richthofen
vs
simo häyhä
begin

[verse 1: red baron]
attention, thanks for letting the captain speak
the flying circus ‘bout to pick another freak
hiding in bushes won’t change the result
i’ll school you like the preußische hauptkadettenanstalt!
you’re getting great bars from the red baron
your army is weak, just need to shout my name to scare ’em
you’re the ugliest skier i’ve ever seen
but to escape me you’ll need more than a troop’s worth of methamphetamine
there’s no use debating against this crazy aviator
beat you at your own game with a radar and a radiator
my rhymes are explosive like the bullet your maw stopped
bet you did n+z+ that coming, judging by how your jaw dropped!

[verse 2: white death]
we’re not alike, in war i don’t die
you’re about take an l worse than the treaty of versailles
i’m under your skin and on target like chemo
in the snow you’ll meet death, and his name is simo
i leave reds dead, let’s add the baron to the streak
you had a k!ll count of 80, that’s what i did in a week
you’re not fly in the slightest, but you are a dumb fokker
flew a brightly colored plane and got shot down? shocker
you’d think i was capitalism with how much the soviets feared me
you hear me? even the big guns couldn’t clear me
i’ll smack you ’til your ugly mug matches your dreidecker
i’ve pulled more impressive stunts than you with my p+ck+r
[verse 3: red baron]
ugly mug? what the f+ck are you tryin’?
with that bigass scar of yours surely you must be lion!
you k!lled a bunch of russians, what, you want a f+cking party?
half of them were unarmed and all of them were starving!
have fun being celibate getting death threats, häyhä!
only battery i ever got were aas man!
don’t iron cross me, i’ll just push on further
and soak the snow with your blood, call it white on white murder!

[verse 4: white death]
saatana perkele, you shoot like you spit
you fire like an idiot but just can’t hit
i’ve got bars like a virus in the permafrost; sickening
i go mortal kombat on the enemy; i finnish him
leave you like my last name; sufficiently dotted
and leave the crashed plane without getting spotted
i’m only doing my duty, putting you six feet below me
i’ll pour some kossu out for you, oi maamme suomi!

[outro]:
who won?
who’s next?
you decide
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