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epic rap battle parodies - arnold schwarzenegger vs sylvester stallone lyrics

[intro]
epic rap battle parodies
sylvester stalone
vs
arnold schwarzenegger
begin

[verse 1: sylvester stallone]
it’s your pal, sly stallone, getting some revenge on you
you better make an escape plan to get this battle through
b+tch, you wish you could top me! i hit it big with rocky
you’re a kindergarten cop, see, quit acting so d+mn c+cky
you’re just a sad+ass austrian who’s had overwhelming scandals
did you quit being governor, cause it was too hard to handle?
you ruined the 80’s, and lately i’ve been feeling alone
you obviously hate me, so i’m gonna leave you stall+owned
[verse 2: arnold schwarzenegger]
sly, this is the last stand, it’s time you feel the pain i bring
you made seven movies of you standing in a boxing ring!
i’m the king of action! you couldn’t make a fraction of my pay
your s+x life is like my films, call it single all the way
you’re always so expendable, you make our films end up dull
when it comes to making movies, on me you’re dependable
i’m glad that i’m not twins with you, you’ll amount to zero
i’m the governator, b+tch, all you did was play a war hero

[verse 3: john rambo]
this means war! i sent an entire force to their death by myself
i collect respect, your films collect dust on the shelf
any time of day, you could never beat this green beret
i’ll give the first blood, so dont say the words you say. okay?
it’s a long road when you’re on your own, you wouldn’t understand
you talked sh+t for two hours, it’s now or never, just end
just accept that this war veteran is better than you and your clones
nothing is over! you stood no chance against john rambo

[verse 4: the terminator]
i’m coming in on fire, like my box office hits
this is your judgement day, so come with me if you want to get dissed
i won’t show salvation! you’re an american creation with no brains
take off those dog tags, before i hang you with the chains
i’m fighting the resistance, kicking ass from any distance
you won’t win this, so just quit it with your constant persistance
hasta la vista, johnny, time for my final attack
this battle is done, and you won’t be back!
[outro]
w+w+who won?
w+w+who’s next?
y+y+you decide!
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