epic rap battle parodies - bronies vs trekkies lyrics
[intro]
epic rap battle parodies
bronies
vs
trekkies
begin
[verse 1: brony 1, brony 2, , and ]
once upon a time, in the land of equestria
this fandom arose, ready to make a mess of ya
we’re going strong on this b+tch, having a ball
just answer this q: what make you a threat at all?
[verse 2: trekkie 1, trekkie 2, , , and spock]
you joined the big leagues, so now you’ll pay the enterprise
you were stupid enough to battlе us, but that ain’t no real surprise
we won’t act likе flutterb+tch, we’ll be real diabolical
you’re gonna win? just like spock says; that’s very illogical
[verse 3: brony 1, brony 2, , , and all]
and with our rhymes, we’re fiercer that rarity’s cat
feuding with you guys? easier than a magic duel
star trek? we can get more entertainment from playing pong
you guys are probably people that judge shows by their theme song
because you’re all getting slammed by this sonic rapboom
[verse 4: trekkie 1, trekkie 2, , , and all]
if people hate on the show you go nuts, you’re all hypocrites
beams us up scotty, these bronies are about to go boom
now we will go where no brony has gone before, a girls bedroom
and also, watching that show doesn’t give you an actual crony
we travel through the whole universe and discover new worlds
[verse 5: brony 1, brony 2, , , and all]
we’ll snap your f+cking necks, like fluttershy k!lled a bear
we may support friendship, but we don’t always share and care
or we’ll go big mac on you; sweet apple massacre
while you’re just producing unoriginal fan names
so go back to your cr+ppy enterprise, you little headaches
and hurry… we’re getting hungry for cupcakes
[verse 6: trekkie 1, trekkie 2, , , and all]
we’re actually talented,
we would be nice,
but you’re not, so we’ll show you really how stupid you all are
it’s pretty obvious that my little pony has the worst fans
exhibit a: little girl, exhibit b: old h+rny man
remember from now on little f+ggots, never mess with star trek
[outro]
who won?
who’s next?
you decide!
epic rap battle parodies
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